Paris Hilton Meets The Cullens !!!
Ok before I get into the story I have to make like facts/points so I don't get Paris Hilton hate mail.
.1. I don't hate Paris Hilton I don't love her so….. Lets say I "like" her ok. I LIKE Paris Hilton. I hate daddy's girls.
.2. If you love Paris Hilton and are unwilling to laugh at turn X the story. Thank you and sorry.
.3. Emm there is no .3. But .2. Reasons are stupid so yeah. If you didn't X thank you and lets proceed.
One day whilst sitting in the big white room the cullens all stopped to smell a new scent coming there way.
Emmett : ewwww jeeze get a whiff of that
"everyone covers noses"
Edward : A Wolf
Jacob : not even we smell that bad
Rosalie : OMG I COULD KILL IT BUT ITS TO DEADLY
Carlisle : I heard of its kind before
" Edward read's his mind"
Edward : NOOOO
Carlisle : Only one exists. How did "it" end up here ??
Alice, Bella, Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Rosalie and Esme : WHAT IS IT
Carlisle : it's a………..a…………… PARIS HILTON
They all freeze frozen ( haha freeze frozen that's going as my MSN saying)
"from a distance"
Paris : OMG I JUST PEE PEED MYSELF AHHHH
The cullens : OOH WERE F*****D NOW
Paris : A glass house
Edward : I need to handle this someone watch Nessie
Esme : I shall
Emmett : Ok we have to greet this "thing"
"they walk to frount door to meet a very drunk "Paris Hilton" .
Paris : You are so hot
Emmett : IT BURNS !
Rosalie : And you are
Paris : BITCH ! don't you read new york news day or PLAYBOY
" Rosalie glares terribly"
Edward : Paris. Why are you here
Paris : PARTY DUDE !
Carlisle : I think im going to be sick
Bella : Um OK
Edward : We come in peace
" Paris opens bag and pulls out tinkerbell"
The Cullens : AHHHHHHH SHE HAS A RAT RUN !!!!
Paris : What did you just call my BABY !!
Rosalie : Do you want a slap
Rosalie : OOH I'll give you a slap !
Paris : Your just jelous because I'm queen of the blondes
" the cullens hold Rosalie back as she leaps"
Rosalie : BITCH !
Carlisle : if she has a rat in her bag, god only no's what else is there!
Paris : That is so hot
Bella : Um ok
Paris to Bella : Are you a potatoe ??
Bella : what ?
Paris : just your so lifeless and boring -
" Edward leaps at high speed"
" but tinkerbell leaps higher and nips his ear"
" Edward falls back"
Edward : AHHHHHH THAT HURT
Carlisle : told you it was dangerous
"Tinkerbell swats"
Emmett : whats it doing now
Carlisle : NO !
"tinkerbell has a shit on the grass"
The cullens : OOH NO YOU DIDN
Emmett : OOH I'm so ouwwa here
Paris : OMG you are sparkling
" the sun hits"
Paris : SPARKLES
Paris : I NO YOUR SECRET !
" the cullens grab paris and bring her inside"
The Cullens : WHATS OUR SECRET
Paris : YOUR ALL MIROPHONES LIVING MIROPHONES
Edward : some people are just stupid
Bella : Um ok
Rosalie : So Paris.
Paris : So… Person
Rosalie : I HAVE A NAME
Paris : I have an I don't care
Bella : Um ok
Emmett : I cant take it anymore
Paris to Emmett : OMG your so hott
Rosalie leaps and kills Paris
Carlisle : she smellet worse than my mother
" the cullens go hunting and suddenly tinkerbell hops out of the bag and wonders the house"
WHAT WILL HAPPEN ?? WILL SHE TAKE A DUMP ?? WILL SHE NIP ?? WILL THE CULLENS KILL HER ??? Find out next story on …
Tinkerbell the continuation …
TO BE CONTINUED !
As stupid as that was I am tired ha