Hi! This is my second fan fiction and I am writing it up now, with no planning which, trust me, is very unlike me! So don't flame me if it is strange.
Oh yeah, all of these dudes in my story are Rowling's.
copyright©2002
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"Hey, Potter." malfoy sneered coming out of an empty classroom.
"Hi." Harry said suspiciously.
"What are you doing?" he said in a would-be innocent voice.
"I'm leaving, if you don't mind." Harry said pushing past Malfoy, who had cornered him.
"I'm leaving, if you don't mind!" Malfoy mimicked in a high squeaky voice. Harry rolled his eyes and sighed. Malfoy did the same, exept way overexaggerated. Harry had to endure Malfoy's taunts all the way to Gryffindor commonroom. Finally malfoy got bored and went off to go bug more interesting people. Harry entered the commonroom to see that it was empty besides Ron, who was sitting in an armchair by the fire.
"What's up?" He asked looking up.
"Nothing. it's just Malfoy." Harry said sitting in the chair across from Ron.
"What did he do this time?" Ron glared from just thinking of what evil stuff Malfoy was probably up to.
"Oh nothing. He's just annoying. I wish we could do something about it." Harry replied staring into the fire.
"Who says we can't?" Ron said with the adventurous glint back in his eyes, "Let's do something about it! We've had to endure Malfoy for five years, right?" Ron said, starting to pace.
"Yeah, i guess so." Harry said eying Ron, confused.
"So, five years is a looooooong time so, why don't we get him back for it?!"Ron explained looking quite pleased.
"I guess we could." Harry said with a smile, "We could sneak in..."
"...at night.."
"...and sabatougue their commonroom..."
"...by using spells..."
"....and food..."
"....and eggs..."
"...and then.."
"..they'll never know what hit them!"
"Yes!" Harry and Ron exclaimed with a high five.
The next night their trick was carefully planned out. They had blueprints and papers that would allow them to execute their plans perfectly. All they had to do was, well, they only needed to collect supplies. Since it was Christmas break and not a lot of students stayed, they would have no problem sneaking into the kitchens. They returned back behind the portrait of fruit a few minutes later carrying as much messy food as humanly possible.
"This is wicked awesome." Ron said to Harry thickly, not able to fight the temptation of eating one of the many chocolate cream puffs.
"Oh yeah!" Harry agreed inspecting the eggs. they carefully concealed the supplies under Harry's four poster. then the time came. At midnight Harry and Ron took the supplies (concealed under the invisibility cloak) and snuck to the Slythrin commonroom entrance. 'Wait!" Harry said suddenly realizing, "we don't know the password!!"
"Oh yes we do!" Ron whispered back, "teletubbie!" the wall split and opened into the Slythrin commonroom. Harry and Ron had been here once before, disguised as Crabbe and Goyle with the help of polyjuice potion.
"Let's get to work!" Harry grinned pulling off the cloak. He pulled out some eggs and cracked them on the mantel over the fire. It was now covered in a thick, squishy, goo. Ron laughed.
"That's actually sort of cool looking. let me fix it." Ron took out his want and murmured "travicutatious." The egg yolk was now a grass green. Harry nodded.
"It is better that way!" Harry agreed. It looked as if someone had came along and had a heck of a sneeze all over the mantel. Harry and Ron went around the commonroom reeking havok. There was whipped cream bordering the walls and egg yolk (magicked green) dripping from the ceiling. Ron then took three jelly doughnuts and spread the jelly all over the floor.
"Wait!" harry exclaimed sencing another flaw in their perfect plan, "what if they just clean this up using magic?"
"Who? These dunder heads? None of them possibly know a scowering charm strong enough to clean all of this up. No, we're safe." Ron explained. Harry sighed with relief and kept on spreading peanut butter on the couch. "Okay. I do believe that we are done, in this room." Ron announced looking around. Harry agreed. The commonroom was a disaster area. They moved on to the boys dormitory.
The first person they saw was Malfoy. "This is going to be fun." Ron whispered. He carefully unfolded Malfoy's blankets. To Ron's delight he was wearing "shmoopy-woopy bear PJ's?!?" Ron exclaimed, hardly daring to believe his eyes. He pulled a camera out of his pocket and snapped a few photos.
"Where'd the camera come from?" Harry asked walking over.
"Collin." Ron replied, not taking his eyes away from the sleeping
Malfoy.
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please R/R! I'm working on chapter two, which is supposed to go in with this story but, hey, my computer isn't that good and besides, who wants to read a story that is, like, nine pages long with only one chapter?!?
Oh yeah, all of these dudes in my story are Rowling's.
copyright©2002
******
"Hey, Potter." malfoy sneered coming out of an empty classroom.
"Hi." Harry said suspiciously.
"What are you doing?" he said in a would-be innocent voice.
"I'm leaving, if you don't mind." Harry said pushing past Malfoy, who had cornered him.
"I'm leaving, if you don't mind!" Malfoy mimicked in a high squeaky voice. Harry rolled his eyes and sighed. Malfoy did the same, exept way overexaggerated. Harry had to endure Malfoy's taunts all the way to Gryffindor commonroom. Finally malfoy got bored and went off to go bug more interesting people. Harry entered the commonroom to see that it was empty besides Ron, who was sitting in an armchair by the fire.
"What's up?" He asked looking up.
"Nothing. it's just Malfoy." Harry said sitting in the chair across from Ron.
"What did he do this time?" Ron glared from just thinking of what evil stuff Malfoy was probably up to.
"Oh nothing. He's just annoying. I wish we could do something about it." Harry replied staring into the fire.
"Who says we can't?" Ron said with the adventurous glint back in his eyes, "Let's do something about it! We've had to endure Malfoy for five years, right?" Ron said, starting to pace.
"Yeah, i guess so." Harry said eying Ron, confused.
"So, five years is a looooooong time so, why don't we get him back for it?!"Ron explained looking quite pleased.
"I guess we could." Harry said with a smile, "We could sneak in..."
"...at night.."
"...and sabatougue their commonroom..."
"...by using spells..."
"....and food..."
"....and eggs..."
"...and then.."
"..they'll never know what hit them!"
"Yes!" Harry and Ron exclaimed with a high five.
The next night their trick was carefully planned out. They had blueprints and papers that would allow them to execute their plans perfectly. All they had to do was, well, they only needed to collect supplies. Since it was Christmas break and not a lot of students stayed, they would have no problem sneaking into the kitchens. They returned back behind the portrait of fruit a few minutes later carrying as much messy food as humanly possible.
"This is wicked awesome." Ron said to Harry thickly, not able to fight the temptation of eating one of the many chocolate cream puffs.
"Oh yeah!" Harry agreed inspecting the eggs. they carefully concealed the supplies under Harry's four poster. then the time came. At midnight Harry and Ron took the supplies (concealed under the invisibility cloak) and snuck to the Slythrin commonroom entrance. 'Wait!" Harry said suddenly realizing, "we don't know the password!!"
"Oh yes we do!" Ron whispered back, "teletubbie!" the wall split and opened into the Slythrin commonroom. Harry and Ron had been here once before, disguised as Crabbe and Goyle with the help of polyjuice potion.
"Let's get to work!" Harry grinned pulling off the cloak. He pulled out some eggs and cracked them on the mantel over the fire. It was now covered in a thick, squishy, goo. Ron laughed.
"That's actually sort of cool looking. let me fix it." Ron took out his want and murmured "travicutatious." The egg yolk was now a grass green. Harry nodded.
"It is better that way!" Harry agreed. It looked as if someone had came along and had a heck of a sneeze all over the mantel. Harry and Ron went around the commonroom reeking havok. There was whipped cream bordering the walls and egg yolk (magicked green) dripping from the ceiling. Ron then took three jelly doughnuts and spread the jelly all over the floor.
"Wait!" harry exclaimed sencing another flaw in their perfect plan, "what if they just clean this up using magic?"
"Who? These dunder heads? None of them possibly know a scowering charm strong enough to clean all of this up. No, we're safe." Ron explained. Harry sighed with relief and kept on spreading peanut butter on the couch. "Okay. I do believe that we are done, in this room." Ron announced looking around. Harry agreed. The commonroom was a disaster area. They moved on to the boys dormitory.
The first person they saw was Malfoy. "This is going to be fun." Ron whispered. He carefully unfolded Malfoy's blankets. To Ron's delight he was wearing "shmoopy-woopy bear PJ's?!?" Ron exclaimed, hardly daring to believe his eyes. He pulled a camera out of his pocket and snapped a few photos.
"Where'd the camera come from?" Harry asked walking over.
"Collin." Ron replied, not taking his eyes away from the sleeping
Malfoy.
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please R/R! I'm working on chapter two, which is supposed to go in with this story but, hey, my computer isn't that good and besides, who wants to read a story that is, like, nine pages long with only one chapter?!?