Here is a rewrite of the Censored 11 Bugs Bunny cartoon "All This and Rabbit Stew" Enjoy and please review.
One morning, a black hunter was walking down the road, looking for animals.
"I'm gonna catch me a rabbit." he hummed. "Gonna catch me a rabbit."
All of a sudden, he noticed some rabbit tracks on the road.
"Well look at that!" he exclaimed. "Rabbit tracks!"
A few miles down the road, Bugs Bunny was munching on some carrots in his rabbit hole.
He threw the carrots out of the hole, while the hunter tip-toed over.
Suddenly, Bugs sneezed.
"Gazoontite!" he called, not noticing his mistake.
Then, he pointed his gun inside the rabbit hole.
"Alright Mr Rabbit, I got you now!"
Bugs waved a white flag, then the hole began to move.
The hunter followed the rabbit, still pointing his gun.
When the hole came to a tree, it climbed up the tree.
The hunter fired his gun...
BOOM!
Bugs landed right on the hunter's gun.
"Eh, what's up doc?"
"I'm gonna catch me a rabbit." said the hunter. "and...
The hunter soon got covered by his own hat, and Bugs began digging his way away from the hunter.
When the hunter uncovered himself, he noticed his gun was missing.
"Where's my gun, where's my gun?" he wondered.
"Here it is doc." said Bugs.
"Where's the rabbit?" asked the hunter. "Which way did he go, which way did he go?"
"There he goes, go get him!" called Bugs.
The hunter ran off, but soon he saw Bugs going back into his hole.
He ran towards the rabbit hole, and attempted to plunge Bugs out,
He succeed, but Bugs managed to escape.
Then, he saw another rabbit hole, and did the same exact thing.
"I got you now rabbit!"
But instead of a rabbit, there was a skunk!
"Oh no." said the hunter.
He covered the hole back up.
Then, he saw Bugs again, heading into a cave.
The hunter raced into the cave.
"I sure got you this time!"
"What's cooking doc?" asked Bugs.
The hunter reached for a candle, and there was a growling bear in the cave!
He raced off at warp speed, right into a rabbit hole.
"What a relief." he said.
"What a relief." said Bugs.
The hunter soon noticed Bugs, and began following him.
He fired his gun again...
BOOM!
The bullets went right towards Bugs, but he managed to dodge the bullets.
The hunter continued to chase Bugs through a log..
Bugs, being as clever as ever, turned the log towards a cliff.
The hunter went through it, and not noticing his mistake, fell off the cliff!
"Too bad, too bad." said Bugs.
But when the hunter returned, he was angrier than ever.
"You're going down rabbit!" he said with anger.
"Now wait a second doc, relax!" said Bugs, as he took out some dice.
They went to a bush, and began rolling the dice.
When they returned, Bugs was wearing the hunter's clothes.
As for the hunter, he was completely undressed.
"Well call me Adam!" he exclaimed.