Derpy's Odd Day
There was a mail pony named Derpy. She is employe #428.
Her job is simple, deliver mail to everypony who needs it.
This job was perfect for Derpy. And Derpy was happy...
But one day something strange happened, not a single pony came into work that day. This was odd to Derpy. The thought of being alone terrified poor Derpy. So she searched around, but couldn't find anypony. This saddened Derpy even more. So she took a big gulp and entered further into the mail building. She ran to her bosses office, the lunch room, even the bathroom, but alas, still nothing.
Soon Derpy came to an elevator, so she went up. This went to a room that had nothing but restraints that were tied to a moving platform. She didn't want to get on, but there was a note saying if you want to see your co-workers again, you will get on. So Derpy took another gulp and got on, fastening herself to the platform.
The platform went up and forward, what she saw made her little pony heart drop. Two platforms mashing up against each other.
And she was going towards them, and soon, a crunch, ending her life in a single visceral instantaneous moment. Than, she woke up. Tears streaming from her face, then she looked up, there was Dinky, Sparkler, and Doctor Whooves. Turns out derpy was working and hit her head on a big rock. So Derpy wiped away the tears, and all of them had a good laugh.
The Derpy Parable
Thanks to the people that made The Stanley Parable, because thats were I got my inspiration for this short story, hope you enjoyed!