A/N: You how you have to eat those icky veg at Christmas, well i wondered what Dudley's reaction would be, 11 years old and having to eat the dreaded sprout, wow i may actually feel pity for him if i wasn't forced to eat them as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but my bio teacher live on the same street as new flat, does that count? ( "no Kai is doesn't")...Damn you Kat
It was evil. Pure evil. It was the devil incarnate, and it should not have any right to exist. It was vile and disgusting. Dudley had no idea as to why his mother was forcing him to eat it.
It was yucky, green and tiny. The dreaded Brussels sprout.
Every year he was forced to eat them, every forsaken year he had to eat a least one of them. Damn why couldn't Auntie Marge be here? At least then Ripper could have the blasted sprout and Dudley's mummy would call him her special little boy for being all grown up and finish his veggies.
But no he didn't have his Aunt's dog or even Harry to eat the incessant sprouts for him. No, Harry had to stay over at that freak school during winter making Dudley eat the sprouts. Yuck
Yes Dudley hated magic.
Yes i know the durselys wouldn't forced their Dudders to eat sprouts but a Girl can dream