This is my third fan fic! :D Anyway, it's tight, maybe, so READ IT!!!
I used Rowling's Characters, a random Barbie, and Wiglaf from DSA (Dragon slayers academy). oh yeah! Don't forget my dudes i made up. And Plankton from Spongebob comes in. Be warned! This story has no point!!!
Copyright©2002
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Was it something I said?
Dumbledore: Hi de hi de hi de ho!
Rhonda: Raycoe, I think he's nuts.
Raycoe: Yup. nuts.
Wiglaf: hi! who are you? Hey! This isn't DSA!!
Ron: Duh! It's hogwarts! Were wizards!
Wiglaf: ~Drops to knees~ Oh! Forgive me all powerful wizards! Hey! Wait a minute! ~stands up~ how come you look like me?
Ron: I just do.
Wiglaf: Oh.
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town....
Ron: Do you hear something?
Plankton: U is for uranium..BOMBS!
Wiglaf: I definately hear that!
Plankton:N is for...
Harry: What is that?!?
Plankton: NO SURVIVORS!!!!!
Harriet: Argus! ~covers her ears~ Who's singing?!?
Cedric:It's plankton!
Ron: Who's plankton? And who are you?
Cedric: i'm Cedric!
Harriet: i thought you died!
Cedric: Not Diggory! I'm Cedric Turkeyjuice!
Rhonda: Oh. Who's Cedric Turkeyjuice?
Cedric: Me!
Raycoe: eeeeee!
Cedric: No no no! That's all wrong! It's like this: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Raycoe: Oh! My mistake.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cedric: much better! I must go! ~leaves~
Rhonda: How disturbed.
Hermione: Lets get to class!
Everyone: ~singing~ Goin to class! Goin to class! Whoobity whoo we're goin to class!
~gets to class, which is two centimeters from where they just were~
Harry:Oh no! We are to be late for class!
Ron: Why is he speaking so properly and in complete sentences?
Hermione: i just put the aurhor spell on myself.
raycoe: So?
Hermione: I control you with authorly powers! ~Laugh evily~
harry: I would like hermione to explain the reason behind her actions.
Hermione: This is fun!
Snape: Get to class!
Wilgaf: But I don't go to this school!!
snape: Quiet fool! And get to class anyway!
Harry: You can sit next to me in Professor Snape's Potions class, Wilgaf.
Hermione: Hee hee! My authorly powers just made Snape speak in pig latin!
Snape: it-say lass-cay! oday-tay e-way ill-way ake-may a upid-stay otion-pay.
Class: Ha ha!
Snape: hat-way?!?
Bell: Dingy ding!
Harriet: Let's go!
Harry: I do quite agree! If we do not leave for Defence against the Dark Arts now, I fear we will be late!
Rhonda: Shut up! Your properness is driving me crazy!!!!
~At class~
Barbie: Hi class! I'm Defence against the dark arts Barbie!
Ron: Woah.
Barbie: i know! This class is no different! ~Wails loudly~ Everyone judges me before they know me! Only because I'm beautiful!
Ron: Umm that's not what I was...
Barbie: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman! Is it too much to ask for a little respect!
Ron: It's not that! But, you're plastic!
Barbie: What's that supposed to mean?
Seamus: Hey! Will you melt if we put you out in the sun?
Barbie: You are so hurtful! ~runs out of room crying~
Seamus; was it something i said?
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Hee! I hoped you liked it! (All hyperactive silliness aside) I'm not really planning to put out a sequel, but i have an idea. R/R and tell me! Just review! even if you think it was slime! (Which it actually was when we put it at that....)
I used Rowling's Characters, a random Barbie, and Wiglaf from DSA (Dragon slayers academy). oh yeah! Don't forget my dudes i made up. And Plankton from Spongebob comes in. Be warned! This story has no point!!!
Copyright©2002
***
Was it something I said?
Dumbledore: Hi de hi de hi de ho!
Rhonda: Raycoe, I think he's nuts.
Raycoe: Yup. nuts.
Wiglaf: hi! who are you? Hey! This isn't DSA!!
Ron: Duh! It's hogwarts! Were wizards!
Wiglaf: ~Drops to knees~ Oh! Forgive me all powerful wizards! Hey! Wait a minute! ~stands up~ how come you look like me?
Ron: I just do.
Wiglaf: Oh.
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town....
Ron: Do you hear something?
Plankton: U is for uranium..BOMBS!
Wiglaf: I definately hear that!
Plankton:N is for...
Harry: What is that?!?
Plankton: NO SURVIVORS!!!!!
Harriet: Argus! ~covers her ears~ Who's singing?!?
Cedric:It's plankton!
Ron: Who's plankton? And who are you?
Cedric: i'm Cedric!
Harriet: i thought you died!
Cedric: Not Diggory! I'm Cedric Turkeyjuice!
Rhonda: Oh. Who's Cedric Turkeyjuice?
Cedric: Me!
Raycoe: eeeeee!
Cedric: No no no! That's all wrong! It's like this: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Raycoe: Oh! My mistake.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cedric: much better! I must go! ~leaves~
Rhonda: How disturbed.
Hermione: Lets get to class!
Everyone: ~singing~ Goin to class! Goin to class! Whoobity whoo we're goin to class!
~gets to class, which is two centimeters from where they just were~
Harry:Oh no! We are to be late for class!
Ron: Why is he speaking so properly and in complete sentences?
Hermione: i just put the aurhor spell on myself.
raycoe: So?
Hermione: I control you with authorly powers! ~Laugh evily~
harry: I would like hermione to explain the reason behind her actions.
Hermione: This is fun!
Snape: Get to class!
Wilgaf: But I don't go to this school!!
snape: Quiet fool! And get to class anyway!
Harry: You can sit next to me in Professor Snape's Potions class, Wilgaf.
Hermione: Hee hee! My authorly powers just made Snape speak in pig latin!
Snape: it-say lass-cay! oday-tay e-way ill-way ake-may a upid-stay otion-pay.
Class: Ha ha!
Snape: hat-way?!?
Bell: Dingy ding!
Harriet: Let's go!
Harry: I do quite agree! If we do not leave for Defence against the Dark Arts now, I fear we will be late!
Rhonda: Shut up! Your properness is driving me crazy!!!!
~At class~
Barbie: Hi class! I'm Defence against the dark arts Barbie!
Ron: Woah.
Barbie: i know! This class is no different! ~Wails loudly~ Everyone judges me before they know me! Only because I'm beautiful!
Ron: Umm that's not what I was...
Barbie: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman! Is it too much to ask for a little respect!
Ron: It's not that! But, you're plastic!
Barbie: What's that supposed to mean?
Seamus: Hey! Will you melt if we put you out in the sun?
Barbie: You are so hurtful! ~runs out of room crying~
Seamus; was it something i said?
******
Hee! I hoped you liked it! (All hyperactive silliness aside) I'm not really planning to put out a sequel, but i have an idea. R/R and tell me! Just review! even if you think it was slime! (Which it actually was when we put it at that....)