Disclaimer: I own nothing except myself. This is a play off of Unstopable's "Jell-O and Leather." Sorry Kitty! It was too tempting!

Jaylynn, the greatest writer of the century…YEAH RIGHT! Fanfiction was what this girl did best…no publishing for her! …Well, maybe someday.

Jay sat behind her computer typing away at the unbelievably long and last chapter to "Janie's Got a Gun."

Two loud plops behind her turns her head.

Jay: What the cra-

Draco: I told you we should've used Floo Powder!

Harry: She doesn't have a friggin fireplace!

Draco: ::scratches chin:: oh yeah…

Jay: I'm not even going to ask who you are, because I already know.

Harry: Good, because we weren't going to explain it to you.

Jay: Why are you guys here?

Draco: To tell you off for something.

Jay: ::horror stricken::

Harry: Oh, don't look scared…it's just that I'M NOT GAY!

Jay: Oh! You're mad about me putting you with Draco?

Harry and Draco: DUH!

Harry: Why Draco?! Snape would do better! McGonnagall even! But MALFOY?!

Jay: …well, I think you two look good together!

::Draco and Harry look disapprovingly at eachother::

Draco and Harry: NUH UH!

Jay: Well, So-RRY!

Draco: No, you have to kiss my feet before I forgive you!

Jay: With pleasure! ::jumps out of her chair and kisses Draco's feet::

Harry: You should've been warned, she's one of your fans…

Draco: Oh God, what have I done?

Harry: ::takes a deep breath:: You just ruined your life.

Draco: ::sighs:: Why do I always do this to myself?

Harry: ::whispers:: Because you're just *that* big of a git?

Draco: Oh, shut up, Potter!

Jay: ::starts trailing kisses up Draco's leg::

Harry: Um, Malfoy?

Draco: What, Potter?

Harry: ::points down to Jay::

Draco: ::notices Jay kissing his knee:: AH! GET HER OFF ME!

Jay: Nuh uh! You said that I had to kiss your feet…you didn't say I couldn't kiss anything else!

Draco: ::raises an eyebrow:: Er…

Harry: I DON'T WANNA KNOW! I AM OUTTA HERE!

::Harry Pops out of the room::

Draco: Oh, damn…

Jay: COME HERE MY BOY! ::jumps on Draco::

A/N: Sorry that was so short, but I just had to write it. I love Kitty, but I just can't let her out-do me, heh. Probably no sequel…that kind of ruined my train of thought for the day…and probably all of next week…and next month…and most likely all of next year…so, don't ask for a sequel *smiles*. It probably could've ended better, but I couldn't think of anything else.

Kitty's just so much better at this sort of thing than I am though…anyways: Please R/R!