Disclaimer: If my name is Masashi Kishimoto, then I wouldn't be stuck in this hell hole, wet to the bone since my mother left me –alone, I may emphasize- in the middle of washing the car, 'cause her favorite program –meaning soap opera- had already started. So, no, I do Not own Naruto.
To be sincere, I don't know how this idea hit my brain… To begin with, I was cutting sausage for dinner. So… this is CRACK.
Warning: Contains lots and lots of cuteness and chibi!Akatsuki members along some leaf-nins. And AU!
If you find grammar errors –which I am sure you are gonna do- English is my second language and I don't speak it fluently. I'll be very grateful if you could pinpoint where those errors are.
Welcome to Konoha's Nursery
It was a wonderful day, full of cheerful sounds; the breeze runs free through the trees and our story begins in a not-so-little piece of land call Konoha.
In this city, the government –two old coots, one old hag and one not –so-young Hokage- were deciding the future of the most worrisome –and dangerous- persons that the village have ever host: Akatsuki.
Inside the Hokage tower, in the Godaime's office, where stationed on the floor a bunch of toddlers –fifteen toddlers to be exact. Toddlers dressed in black cloak with red clouds print in them and some in Konoha's standard uniform. Toddlers that were trying to bring down the office with their annoying wailings.
Tsunade massage her temples in a vain attempt to calm the upcoming headache that was threatening to split her head. And the useless council was doing nothing to stop it with their discussion. Although it was debatable if they were discussing how to deal with the Akastuki or trying to convince her to kill nine of the toddlers.
-'Tsunade, the village will be in danger if you let them live. They are toddlers now, they are easier to kill'- state Homura as a matter of fact. The Slug Sannin just shot him an annoyed look.
-'Homura, I know they are easier to kill but they are toddlers and for all we know, they aren't able to return to their former age until we found the perfect jutsu to counteract this curse.'- a small but predatory smile make its way to Tsunade's face, given chills to the council.-'In fact, I dare to say that they are more useful this way'- at the confuse faces of the Council, she elaborate.-'If we can gain their loyalty treating them in a good way, they will be useful for the village protection'-Never mind, it was the perfect curse of action to get back to the annoying gaki. Her smile widens more, if that it's possible.
The Council decided to keep their mouths shut for once in their life at the sight of the Godaime's predatory smile.
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His left eye was twitching and all because a blond moron attempted to prank a certain pink-haired medic-nin –who just happens to have monstrous strength- causing him to land in the hospital.
Again.
He sighed heavily pinching the bridge of his nose, looking at said moron sleep in bliss ignorance before deciding that it will be a good idea to tell his Hokage about Naruto's condition, for he doubts Sakura is in a mood to explain Tsunade why she is covered in a strange sticky neon green substance that just couldn't get off and Naruto's unconsciousness.
What Uchiha Sasuke didn't know was that it was the worst decision he has ever made.
Well, at least since his return to Konoha after the wannabe missing nin's scene he made.
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Golden eyes stare at the sleeping toddlers that were resting on her floor. On her puffy tatamis. And drooling.
A series of soft knocks make her broke out of the staring.
-'Come in'- she said and the door open to revel Shizune with Sasuke tagging along, wearing an exasperate look. She grimaces while she orders Shizune to leave her alon with the teenager.
This has to be relate to Naruto. She knew it.
And after hearing Sasuke story, she was proven right. Sighing, she put her face in front of her hands thinking in a way to make the gaki pay for his prank when the image of the toddlers cross her mind. And if she could get Sasuke involved in this…
-'Ne, Uchiha. I have a mission for you and the brat'- Blank eyes look at her wondering what half cooked plan she was making. –'You see, I have got a bunch of toddlers'- She point at the children on her tatami causing Sasuke to ask himself how they got there.-'And I'm thinking of starting a nursery for just them for they are special… but you know, that will require hiring skillful caretakers.'- She saw Sasuke's mind has already start to connect the dots if the quick blanching of his face was any indication. –'Thus, you and Naruto have been recruited, although seeing the kid won't grace with his presence in the next days; you must take care of them… alone.'-
The black-haired boy stare at the sleeping toddlers in horror taking notice for the first time in their cloths and more important: their appearance.
She wants Naruto and himself to take care of Akatsuki, Kakashi, Genma, Anko, Ibiki, Gai and Kurenai.
Plus, taking care of the Akatsuki means taking care of his older brother…
Mmmm, maybe this wasn't so bad after all.
-'A nothing shall happen to them, including Itachi, Do you understand, Uchiha?'- Damn it!! Sasuke curse her to the next room for that phrase. And for the smile. Yes, that evil smile too.
He sighs.
This was going to be HELL. And quiet literally.
Oy, this is the first chapter and on a relate note: I do not know how many chapters are going to be nor when the next up date is due but I'm going to make my best so it can be on line in two weeks.
By the way, this is not slash and won't contain pairings. Of any kind.
And please, pretty please REVIEW!!