Les Mis.

Written by me and my cousin, Mush

Disclaimer: We don't own Les Mis or any of the characters except the made up ones...cause if we did we would be singing along with Valjean..oh well..

Chapter 1

Once upon a time,in a jail in Paris there was a chain gang, singing uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. While they were singing that, the 7 dwarves(from Snow White), committed of burgalary,murder,theft,hi jacking a car, pushing runaway carts down streets, stealing a little old lady's purse,and taking candy from a baby were singing heigh ho, heigh ho its off to work we go. Oh yeah they'e real bad. Bad 2 the bone. Real dare devils if you ask me.

"Now bring me prisoner 24601 your time is up and your parole's begun. You know what that means?" Javert the head cop appeared out of no where and said to the gang.

"Uhhhh ummmm uhhh(thinking hard)hmmm I need my thinking cap on. Hmmmmm let's see here.Wait wait..." A man stepped out of line and told him. "Uh. Line please."

The director was about to yell out the line when there was a knock on the door.It was Snow White!Yay!

"Hello everyone! It's me Snow White!" She called out to Javert,the gang, and the dwarves. "Oh My Good Golly Gosh! It's so untidy in here. I must start my work at once!"

Javert looked at Valjean and shrugged. Valjean answered with the cuckoo sign. They were then interrupted by Snow White.

"Time for...SPRING CLEANING!!!" She snapped her fingers and a parade of forest animals came in with matching buckets and mops. Snow White then gave out Mr.Clean Magic Erasers to the chain gang. "Forest friends! Charge!" she said. Soon, the forest friends werecleaning and scrubbing. Then the place was spotless.When their good deed was done, Snow White snapped her fingers, and then all of the animals said.

"Hooray for Snow WHite! All hail Snow White!"

"Thank you." She repiled then skipped out leaving a trail of rose petals. The animals quickly followed.

"Now...where were we? Oh yes...Get out of here NOW!" Javert yelled at Valjean who was quick to leave.

"Drink from the pool, how clean the taste..." as he sang that, he scooped up a scoopful of water from the lake. While he was scooping the the water, Ariel from the little mermaid said:

"What? What happened? Who r u??? Where's Sebastian, Flounder, and Ursula?

"huh?" Valjean said with a weird, posessed, confused, look on his face.

"Ohhh. Forget it!" Ariel said before diving back into the lake.

"Ok." He walked towards a lit cottage in the middle of a small village. Valjean knocked on the door . Snow white appeared and sang in her lovely voice:

"Come in sir,for you are weary, and the night is cold out there. Though our lives are very humble,what we have we have to share."She then stopped singing and picked up a huge bunny named Gilbert(who was one of her cleaning forest friends).

"Uhhhh.thanks..." Jean said to her before dropping the bunny on the ground. That bunny would give me some good eatin'. He thought. So he picked Gilbert the bunny back up and ran out of the house!!!!!!

The next day he was brought back to the princess's house by two guards that had saw him running into the night with Gilbert. They had brought him to her, so that he could be punished.The first guard started to interogate Valjean.

"Tell his reverence your story. Let us see if he's impressed. You were lodging here last night. You were the honest princess' guest. And then out of princess goodness,when we learned about your plight,you maintain he made a present of this rabbit?"

"that is right. But my friend you left so early something surely slipped you're mind. You forgot I gave these also would you leave the rest behind?" He holds up two rabbits named Silbert and Bilbert. "So monsieurs you may release him, for this man has spoken true. I commend you for you duties, and Gods blessing go with you. "But remember this my brother,seeing this some higher plan you must use these precious rabbits to become an honest man.By the wittness of the marytrs, by the passion and the blood, God has raised you out of darkness. I have bought your soul for God."

Now all this time when the priest was singing Our friend Jean ValJean was staring at him strangly. 'Why is he singing? It's kinda scary...' He thought to himself before taking the three weird rabbits and running back towards the pool. When he got there he threw the three ugly rabbits into it only to have them swallowed by Ariel, the mermaid.

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