"Jack, I'm worried..." Sally said as she sewed the final touch in Jack's Santa outfit. "I really don't think you should do this Christmas thing...my vision..."
Jack ignored her completely and continued to admire himself in the mirror. "I know right? You vision, my vision...our vision of Christmas, it's all so magical! But something's missing..."
"Listen to me! This is a bad idea!" Sally shouted. She picked up the picture of him. "This is who you're meant to be, you idiot!"
"Not anymore, biatch!" Jack took the picture and smashed it over his knee. "I'm done with that Halloween scene, I'm all about...what was it again...oh yeah, Chanukah!"
"Christmas."
"THAT TOO!" Jack spun around as he heard some noises coming from outside.
Ooogie Boogie's kids came running down the road... followed by their freaky walking bathtub. "Jack! Jack! We got 'em, we got 'em!" They shouted in unison.
"Great!" Jack exclaimed as he ran to the giant sack. "Open it up, he needs air you know!"
The kids opened up the sack and Iron Man flew out of it. "Ho ho ho, I am Iron Man and I come to slay your assses!" He chuckled a bit. "Sleigh, slay...Christmas humor." He charged up his awesome red lasers. "I'MMA FIRIN' MY LAZER!" He shot off his four way lasers and spun around, killing everyone but Jack, who did a barrel roll and got to safety.
Jack peeked out from behind the building and saw all of his friends dead on the ground. "You know, I'd be sad if this wasn't Halloween Town, dead bodies make it all the more scarier! Say, this is just what we needed, who needs Christmas when we have tons of corpses!" He ran up to Iron Man and shook his hand. "Thank you, Santa!"
Iron Man stared at him for a moment. "Yeahhh...whatever, freak." Iron Man shoved him away and flew off into the sky.