50 Shades of Gatsby

by A Pusher

Basically the best thing ever written about Nick x Gatsby.

50 Shades of Gatsby by A Pusher

In my old and less vulnerable years, I once confessed my most well-kept secret. I remember it as it were yesterday. This is probably because it was yesterday.

"Jay, I have to tell you something."

"Yes old chap?"

"Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I turn off all of the lights in my house, sit on my toilet, and repeat the words: 'I went to Oxford, old chap!' secretly wishing you would love me."

"That's absolutely disgusting old chap!"

With that statement Gatsby propelled himself into the air, flying off into the sunset.

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