One time, there was a girl. Her name, was a very special name. But theres no need to go into detail just yet, so we'll wait until the end.
The girl was very tired one day, and did nothing but lie in her bed and look out the window. She eventually got up and places a hand on the window. She was very sad.
"Robin Thicke, Robin Thicke, why oh why did you fondle my dick?" she cried.
Suddenly, a large burst appeared in the sky. It was so bright the girl had to squint her eyes. Finally when she opened them, to her surprise, she opened up her window to see that all her flowers had turn into dicks.
The girl was shocked to see her flowers turn into dicks, but heard a voice run across the sky. Could it be? It was! It was Robins sweet voice, she began to tear up in previous semen juice that had been ejaculated onto her from Gabe Newell.
She cried out "Robin! Why did you do this to my flowers!".
Robin replied back
"I know you want it" and faded away.
Yes, her name, indeed, was:
Mitchell Ryan.
The end.