Note: The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these little things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics ^^
The title is a song by Alice Cooper. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!! XD Hum... sorry...
Matt was sat on the floor, utterly focused on the TV screen, when Mello entered the room, totally naked.
The blond stopped right in the space between Matt and the TV, a fist on his right hip, his face expressionless. After exactly three seconds, he left.
Ten seconds later, he came back, fully dressed (of course, Mello doesn't need more than ten seconds to go commando under leather pants and just a zipped sleeveless vest), and knelt behind Matt. The TV was still on, he still held his joystick, in his unmoving hands, his mouth slightly open.
Mello slid a hand in Matt's lap, groping his crotch.
"Fine." the blond said, standing and walking to his desk, preparing himself to work on his laptop.
"M... Mello?" Matt finally said, questioning his boyfriend's sudden attitude as he turned to look at him, averting his eyes from the TV screen as his hand unconsciously rubbed his hard on.
"Just wanted to make sure I'm still distractingly sexy." Mello replied, launching his operating system.