A Zaraki and Me moment ~ Growing up
I was talking to Rangiku and Rukia over by the 11th Division. We were talking about what was going on in our squads. Then we all see Kenpachi walking out of the front doors of the 11th Division.
"I don't think anything can scare Kenpachi." Said Rangiku
"I think that it's all an act, and that he's really soft on the inside." Said Rukia
I didn't take my eyes off of him, and an idea struck me.
"I bet I could scare him." I said with an evil grin on my face
"Ya right, nothing could scare him."Said Rangiku
"Hehe, I bet you a bottle of Rangikus' sake that you can't scare him." Said Rukia with a grin on her face
"HEY?!?!?!?!" Yelled Rangiku
"You're on" I said and shook hands with Rukia
"Yo Zaraki" I yelled while walking over to him
"That's Captain Zaraki to you, and what do you want." He said, still walking away from me
"So, I hear that Yachiru has reached her teens, and you know what that means." I said with a smirk on my face while still walking behind him.
"What?" Asked Zaraki, who had now stopped and was looking at me
"Puberty" I said "You're going to have to deal with her mood swings. Every 10 minutes she's either going to be crying, happy, or REALLY pissed off. And she is going to start asking questions like why does the women's body act in this certain way, and why her boobs are growing, and she is going to ask you questions about sex and how it is going to affect her." I said with a HUGE smile on my face
By this time, Zaraki had a VERY scared look on his face. He was almost being pushed to the edge. I knew that I had won. I wanted to top it all off with one final say.
" Oh, and don't forget the most important part. BOYS!!!!!!!!" I said topping it all off
[you see Zaraki yelling at Yachiru telling her she's is not allowed to grow up and Yachiru crying in a corner with her hands covering her head and yelling 'What did Yachiru do?' and in the background you see me smiling and snickering and getting handed a bottle of sake]
The End