Disclaimer: I don't own Sweeney Todd but chances are neither do you.
The two fangirls had just finished watching Sweeney Todd. The credits had started rolling and they contemplated what they had just saw.
"You know he really should have gotten to be with Lucy" said fangirl A
"Are you crazy?! Sweenett 4 ever!" said fangirl B
"But Lucy was his wife."
"Lucy was Benjimen's wife. Now that he's Sweeney Todd Lovett is obviously the woman for him."
"You know it really doesn't matter because he doesn't get either of them." remarked fangirl A
"You're right. Though it would have been cool for him to have both of them."
"What? The way the movie is, it's best that he didn't get either of them."
"Yeah but don't you think it's sad he ends up with no one?" asked fangirl B
"Not really." said fangirl A "You know it doesn't really matter because this dumb Tim Burtin movie isn't even as good as the Broadway version."
Fangirl B's expression darkened "Did you just diss Tim Burtin? The movie is way better!"
"The play had so much more depth to it."
"The play was weird! You had Lucy trying to fondle Anthony and Toby was way too old to be clinging to Mrs. Lovett. It made it kinda creepy but not even remotely scary."
"You know it doesn't matter because arguing over this is stupid." fangirl A retorted
"Your face is stupid."
"This whole fanfic is stupid!"
At this point the author got tired of their shit and just wrote them out of existence.
Authors note: Yeah that didn't really have a point. It was just in my head and I had to write it out. Hope it at least made someone smile.