-1Second Helpings
A Destroy all Humans and Marvel Zombies crossover.
I would like to take this moment to state that I do not own neither Destroy all Humans or Marvel Zombies. If I did then I would be rich (Bitch). However I don't so then I am not.
Chapter 1 (The Rotten Apple)
The large mother ship orbited Earth and its cloaking devices kept it hidden from the views of orbiting satellites. Inside Pox punched in the numbers to awaken his newest clone Cripto 137. They had left the previous universe numbered 1004 and now where in the newest acclimation to the Furon empire Earth number 1049. This earth unlike the other had humans with enhanced abilities far above those of normal humans. Some that even equaled the furons own abilities.
"Crypto 137 we have new orders." Pox said into the microphone speaking to his fighter.
"Yeah yeah, destroy all humans, take over the planet. I did this last time remember?" Crypto said as he finished getting dressed and climbed into his saucer.
"Yes but the humans on this world are different. They have powers not unlike those mutants that Majestic had created." Pox said as Crypto took off in a shot.
Crypto knew that he should try to keep a lower profile but decided to check out a larger city for a change. When he landed on the planet he noticed that the buildings looked damaged. Like some kind of invasion had already happened here. He turned to his left to see a human running and screaming, behind it was the charred remains of another human in a strange outfit.
"Strange it seems that the human chasing the other one is not alive." Pox said as he studied the link between himself and crypto.
"Dead or alive they turn to dust for me." Crypto said as he fired his zap o matic.
The huge amount of electricity surged through the charred human slowing it down and soon stopping it. It turned and looked at him.
"Looks like little gray men are on the course today." The creature said as it charged Crypto. He lifted his hand and raised the foolish human into the air.
"Let me down you little pipsqueak! The charred human roared as he was held up in the air.
"Not yet monkey boy." Crypto said as he held the living dead human in the air.
"Hmmmmm… Crypto it appears that this human holds a genetic enhancement from the others. Collect his brain stem and bring it back to me." Pox said as crypto began to purge the charred human. Soon its head popped like an over inflated balloon and its brain fell out. Crypto put the brain into a container and remote materialized it back onto the saucer. As soon as he did he began to hear some moaning in the background. Following the sound he turned the corner to see another strange looking human dressed in a red and blue suit. The human had ribs, parts of its skull, and other bones showing and was catching other humans in a web of some kind.
"Ok it's getting weirder… I am seeing humans act like the insects that they are finally." Crypto said as the living dead corpse of the once heroic spiderman turned around.
"You look like you will taste good." Spiderman said as he shot a web toward Crypto. However the small furon dodged the attack and pulled out his trusty zap o matic again. He shot the human with the high voltage and watched as spiderman shook violently on the ground. Once he let up Spiderman was in the air and then clinging to a building. He seemed to hiss at crypto. The small furon fired again and missed. This human seemed one step ahead of him.
"You may have some powerful weapons little man, but the big apple is mine! You hear me mine!!!" the decaying spiderman shouted at the furon.
"Seems like a rotten apple to me." Crypto said as he waited for another attack.