"Jackpot! I wish my rangers were here vacationing with me." RILEY, NOT RELIY said, as a super mutant pushed through a chairman and snuck up on her. "GAAAAAAH!" It screamed. Reily gasped, and then someone that was behind the super mutant shot him, and killed the mutie. "Check and mate as I always say." Benny said.

"Thank you, but I'm Reily, the leader of Reily's Rangers." She said,

" Umm… Soopla?" Benny asked confused,

"You don't know what Reily's Rangers is?"

"Nope."

"I have a bunch of Rangers in D.C. that help people. We're different from the Brotherhood Of Steel because we don't just kill. We listen, too, to ghols, and stuff."

"Do you like potatoes?" Benny asked.

She stared blankly at him. Boy, he's stupid. She thought.

"Do you want to go on a date?" Benny asked.

"With you, no. With anybody else, yes." She said, as she walked out the door of the Tops.

She bumped into Arken and Trudy on the way out the door, and punched Trudy in the face.

"Get out of my face!" Reily shouted.

"Now, I'll be. That was rude." Some western talking stranger said. She oddly pooffed away. Then, Benny got sight of Arken when Trudy walked away to get a drink. Benny went to Arken and asked about her for about an hour. Then, he asked her out.

"You want to go to the Aces Theater with me tonight? We can get some good food." Benny asked.

"Okay."

They went to the Aces Theater that night and had some food. They watched "Butt Muncher! 2!, and ate French fries.

"That was a great date." Benny said.

"Yeah… Sure it was." Arken hid a gun behind her back.

"Marry me!" Benny yelled right in Arken's ear.

Hmm…That could be the best time to kill him… Arken thought. "Okay, sure. But it has to be soon. Really soon."

"Sure!"

"And no bodyguards, or any of your friends. Except Swank, because from what I've heard, he's out to get you."

"Sure!"

"Okay, see you tomorrow at the wedding."

"Sure!"

Arken walked away, and yelled for Trudy to come back. "TRUDAAAAAAAAAAAY!" She walked out of The Tops, and towards the NCR Embassy, where she was able to get a place to stay, because of her NCR connections.

The next day…

"And Benny, do you wanna marry this person?" Trudy said, unprofessionally.

"Sure!"

"And you, Arken?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

"You may now kiss the thing that's not the groom. The uhh… Bride!" Trudy cheered.

Just then, Arken pulled out a knife from the sleeve of her dress, and stabbed Benny in the back of the neck. With his last breath he said "Ring-a-ding, baby. Ta-ta…"

"Hey! I was supposed to kill Benny!" Riley stood up out of the crowd, and shot Arken four times in her torso.

Arken fell to the floor, her dress stained with blood. "I wish my dress looked this cool before I was dying…"

"Hey!" Arcade stood up out of the crowd. "You just killed my best friend!" He was talking to Riley.

"Get over it." She said as she punched him in his face.

"Why I aught a…" He rolled up his sleeves, and punched Riley in the left eye. She fell over, but took him down with her, as she grabbed his wrist. "Ouchie!" He kicked Riley three times to her head once he was standing. "Ain't that a kick in the head?"

Then the whole crowd started fighting with each other. Out of the ten people there, nine died. The last one to live was Riley, because everyone thought she was dead. However, she was in a coma for the rest of her life, so she didn't really survive too well.

That occurrence became known as The Great Wedding Riot, even though it was very small and controlled, and only nine people died.

THE END