The Perfect Plan
By Benderine
That stupid human! How dare he use his hands? His wondrous robotic hands that could play any musical instrument imaginable? What were the odds that he'd be chosen to give his hands and get some pink meaty hands in return? How would he swoon women and fembots now?
"I have to get them back," The prince of darkness muttered. "But how?"
Suddenly, an idea struck him. Fry wanted his hands in the first placer so he could win the heart of that one eyed alien. What was her name?
"Leela…"
Leela, the Cyclops who had dared hit him with his own violin. The Cyclops who actually believed she could defeat him. Actually, she did sort of defeat him but she did so by cheating. Still, he could see why she had never paid attention to Fry. She was far too good for that moron with fingers who couldn't stay away from…places. Perhaps she was one of the better humans from earth. Any man would be lucky to marry her.
"Marry her…"
That was it! He knew how to get his hands back! Yes…It was perfect!
"Ratbots! Bring me an airhorn, now!" he ordered.
Time to marry Leela-uh, I mean, get my hands back…
THE END
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AN: OMG this was also very short. Most the stuff on this account is so small XD This was a request for a friend who loves Belza ohohohoho :3