Okay folks i'm giving you FAIR WARNING before you read this. Frist off it's written in a script base and I know a picky few who do not like script base, heck I don't even like using it but it was only way to write this fic.
Second, this mini fic DOES poke fun at the Boktai yaoi in general. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I just like the poke fun at the fandom that I like.
Now with that out of the way I hope you all enjoy this.
( The Ad opens up in a dark room with single spot light shinning downon an old wooden box that reading POAS on the fornt. The two boys wouldwalk on stage, Stabata stepping on the soap box, while Django stands behide him.)
Sabata: Lately, there has been a few fan fiction out on the Internet about Django and me having a relationship.
Django: Relationship, not the good kind. The painful one.
Sabata: These stories usually depicts us having MORE than a brotherly love relationship, in other words---
Django: Please don't say it..
Sabata: Shounen ai, or Yaoi.
Django: Ahhh!
Sabata: Some of these fanfiction have us do..
(He would shutter)
things..
Django: What kind of things?
Sabata: This would include, kissing-
Django: I don't think any normal girl would kiss him.
Sabata: Cuddling-
Django: Lucky for us, we never smell.
Sabata: Butt sex-
Django: It hurts, a lot. One time when I was caught by a squid and...
Sabata: and other bedtime actives.
Django: We would like the keep this rating at PG 13.
Sabata: I would just like to safely say, I'm not in love with Django.Matter of fact, I sometimes see him as the bane of existence. I mean, he can be dumb as a rock!
Django: But Lady told me I was smart...
Sabata: After breaking this news, I wish to stay off of the market.
Django: Because he's too much of an Emo.
Sabata: Any woman who dares to come close to me within a fifty mileradius wielding flowers,candys, and/or love notes will be shot--
Django: Left for dead--
Sabata: And there bodies will be dumped into a river never to be heard from again.
Django: Most likely the Boks will eat them.
Sabata: I would like to thank you for your time and attention. Now if you excuse me I need to go kill my brother, again.
Django: What!
(Fade to Black)