Fox Mulder
Originally Prince Charles by Christine Lavin
I never really knew him
But I heard that he was Spooky
I knew I'd find his theories very weird
I hoped I'd come off brainy
But some agent beat me to him
Ruined all of my plans
Some little Diana Fowley
Went and stole my man
Oh Mulder
Fox Mulder
Can you hear my heart break?
Can you hear me telling you Diana Fowley is a big mistake?
Oh Mulder
My Mulder
When you knew her she was a young thing
Hey, don't ya think that's more than enough time for her to turn the other wing?
I know she wants to believe
Yes, I know she's rich
But I heard from your friends, the Lone Gunmen,
Diana Fowley is a…witch
I was very shocked to hear this
But, hey, it must be true
'Cause she wasn't in Washington long at all
Before she tried to kiss you
Oh Mulder
My Mulder
You have made such a bad mistake
While I'm doing autopsies in the morgue, my heart keeps going
Break, break, break
Oh Mulder
My Mulder
She's just like the vampire, I will bet
And think of all the eligible redheads in the world
That you still have not met
Oh, maybe you got panicky
Thinking you were losing your mind
Well, confidentially Fox
That's something Sherlock couldn't find
Or maybe you are the kind of freak
Who likes to make my knees go weak
Now and now we all have the
I'm never gonna get to solve the JFK conspiracy blues
Mulder
Fox Mulder
How'd you get such a weird name?
I was going to ask you that on our first date…
Forget it; things have changed
Oh Mulder
My Mulder
Anybody seems good when they act sweet
Think about her in twenty years when she's evil and working for C.G.B.
Oh, take a look at Alex Krycek, boy
And you'll know what I mean