Hey there, kids! I'm sure you've all been facing the same issue lately? The one where you're trying to come up with an original plotline with interesting characters and realistic occurrences? Well search no more, my padawans, for I am here to present to you:

How to Write an Original PJO Fanfiction!

The first step, my apprentices, is to piece together the original and realistic plotline. I have cooked up an original plot that no one has ever used before, and I'm letting you guys use it. (Royalty free) I call my story/plot:

Perseus Jackson, Commander of the Army of Chaos (bit of a mouthful)

1. Now, to the things your super original, never-seen-before Chaos story NEEDS!

2. Give Percy an absolute idiot of a brother. Never mind how Carl/Mark/Jayden are the same age as Percy and could've been the child of the prophecy, no that doesn't matter in this totally realistic, super original, never-seen-before Chaos story.

3. Make his brother do feats that pale in comparison to Percy's, yet he will always be favored by everyone in Camp Half-Blood. Also, Camp Jupiter went for a walk in the park and never came back.

4. Virtually everyone had to be OOC, including Poseidon, Annabeth and the rest of Camp Half-Blood.

5. Now, Poseidon MUST disown Percy and Annabeth MUST cheat on him with his brother.

6. Get Chaos, creator of the universe, to take in Percy as his assassin, ninja, general, ball boy and drink provider or something like that. (This is a good plot twist, as this has never EVER been done before.)

7. Now Percy must be given a super-cool name by Chaos. Depending on the underlying tone of Percy you choose his name. If he's all depressed and shit give him a name like Silent Sam or Dark Daniel or Darkness. Or just screw it all and call him Athlon/Void/Starscrewer.

8. Now Chaos' army must ALWAYS consist of dead character you forgot about, like the Wine Kid, Bianca di Angelo and Lee Fletcher etc. You must give them incredibly cool names as well.

9. Now, come up with a unique ship. Not boring Percabeth! No we need something new, like Pertemis, Perstia or Perzoe!

10. Make Percy learn really cool skills from Chaos like: the Force, ability to cause Lag and maybe add in some unicorn powers.

11. Back on Earth, have all the previous villains from PJO come back to life somehow to fight the gods, and on top of that add in some new ones like: Apophis, Loki, Voldemort, Mr. Burns or Donald Trump.

12. Percy and his army are sent to help and arrive at the most convenient of times. (When Camp Half-Blood is under attack, don't worry this is totally original and Camp Jupiter hasn't returned from that walk yet.

13. Percy destroys the army with his Lag and Unicorn powers and then they all realize their savior is Percy Jackson. (Dramatic right?)

14. In the whole chaos of the battle Percy by accident hit his brother with a Dorito flying at high speed, controlled by the force, like a shuriken.

15. You've sort of done everything, now make Percy lag everyone out and kill them with Dorito projectiles.

16. This final battle must be epic! Have Percy fight Apophis/Loki/Voldemort/Mr. Burns/Donald Trump with the power of happiness to prove that happiness conquers all and to show your readers that if you want Donald Trump to kick the bucket, just be happy!

There you have it folks. If you want to see the perfect example of a Chaos story, check it out tomorrow, it'll take me some time to write such an original story with such a realistic plot that contains no plotholes.