A/N: I'm going on the assumption that Christianity is not traditionally a wizarding thing, so most purebloods aren't Christian. None of this is meant to be blasphemous (I don't think it could be taken as such, but just in case), these are perfectly suitable to be read by unreligious people too, and I may well include prayers to gods of other faiths, and maybe Merlin.
Ronald Bilius Weasley, Age 17
Dear God,
Hi, I'm Ron. Which you know already. Actually, if you know everything already, is there any point me talking to you? Merlin, this religion business is very confusing - no wonder it's Hermione who was telling me about it.
I know you haven't heard from me before, but it's not really my fault, so I hope you'll still listen. If Hermione's right (which isn't much of an 'if') then you will.
The thing is, God, my girlfriend (that's Hermione, who is also one of my best friends) and my other best friend and my family and loads of other people are in a lot of danger at the moment and I'd really rather they weren't.
I'm not asking you to interfere, exactly; I was just thinking you could happen to aim a few lightening bolts in You-Know-Who's direction? (I know you're not into it anymore, but I read a bit of that book about you and you seemed to interfere quite a lot then. And it would mean a lot to me.)
I won't tell anyone.
Yours faithfully (get it?),
Ron Weasley.
P.S.: Hermione says you'll know who You-Know-Who is, but just in case you don't, he's the shrivelled, bald monster with no nose. It's important you remember the bald part, otherwise you might get Crookshanks instead.
A/N: So, review and let me know if you like this idea! I will only be updating this when I get inspiration for a new prayer, so not very often. If you have any requests for characters, just let me know and I'll see what I can do :D
Also, feel free to check out the poll on my profile and the one-shot challenge I have set up (closes 1st September, so be quick!).