It was a stormy afternoon in Illinois, Shrek was on his way to his butt toy Kennedy's house, he had picked up a load o to give to his beloved Kennedy. He was so in love with Kennedu that it made his crispy soul yearn for Kennedy's affection. As he made his way to the swamp Shrek let out a breath "Hooo-heeeee." He stepped in a pile of shit, ugh, he wiped it onto a giant slug, slightly disturbed. Finally he was at the door, knocking loudly. "kennedy, open up…" He groaned, his voice deep and masculine.
kennedy came to the door, wearing her lolita dress and platform shoes. Her dress was a pastel pink or some shit idfk. it was very lacy and had a bunch of slugs all over it because kennedy is gross af
Kennedy siad 'oh my god. shrek. i luv u' and shrek was like 'omg i know right i love you…...' and theN
Shrek put his bigs lips on kennedy's face. they were very wet and slimy abd kennedy REJOICED in this beautiful sensation,. Kennedy stuck her tongue in Shrek's cavernous maw and started to tear off his clothe.
Shrek said "no , you have to wait." Kennedy pouted. But why yyy! She whined really loudly./ In a gay manner. Shrek tore off his sweet pink beaded necklace and shoved it up his own anal cavity. "Must wait, crave that mineral."
Shrek took off from the stinky trail of armpit juice, at a 90 degree angle.
Kennedy really craved that mineral.
The westboro baptists church showed up to the door, the leader had a faint vibration in each step he took towards the fugly fuckin dirt nosed hooker prostitute wrestler atheist, because he had a humongous buttplug shoved into his wrinkly prostate.
Because he was a botom4lyfe
They protested the eternal love of shrak and kennidie, their buttfucking scared and intrigued the pastor because he himself could only take 84 dicks in the ass
Kennedy could take them all.
It was mighty and beautiful buttplug that was shoved up the pastor's ass, a buttplug that would be gleaned from the history of man forever. But there was a bigger buttplug up Kennedy's ass, one that 84 men themselves could be shoved up. In fact, she literally had 85 men up her ass. Literally. It was cold up there, and dark. The 85 fat men, and the 85 year old fat man, told horror stories about how they came to be up her anal cavity.
They longed to be free.
TWENTY MINUTES IN THE FUTURE
ke nnedy cried because she was a fucking puss.y
adnd then she said 'FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY' and s hoved the 85 year old amn up the pastors ass, and he was no longer jealous, because you cant shove a man up someones ass without tem dying, unless you saccrifce many ducks. then kennedy and shrek made messy wet may the faggots buttfuck over the loss of another
love on the CORPSE OF THE DYInG MAN.
shrak becum very enbaressed when he queefed on the pasters jugular vein that poked predominantly out of the old squiggly mans neck.
The paster let out a very wheezing cry
the man inside began to move
his followers started to shove each other up their asses (in ze name of god)
The anal cavaity is like a garbage bag
it will tear if you stretch it but with proper preperation you can fit a corpse in it.
Shrek queefed on every member there, he frolicked through the crowd of 20 and queefed in their faces, crotch first.
HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG FAT 300LB GREEN DEFORMED MAN JUMP THROUGH A CROWD VULVA FIRST?
Probably not
Maybe one day you wil be blessed
god help your fucking soul
fuck