herded in a mass northern migration.
Humanity huddled freezing dick
in the most useless corners of the world.
Standing in snow and human shit.
-Mosquito holding human cattle prod - Agoraphobic Nosebleed
"Which one do you want?" The alien Kat creature asked the latest customer to come into the farm looking to buy one of his human livestock from his herd. After the Kat's had invaded the planet Earth and had taken the human's as slaves they found themselves with a need to lower the numbers of the humans they had captured to avoid overpopulation on both the Kats home planet and the planet Earth once many Kats had started populating it. The kats ending up deciding that a selected amount of humans would become slaves in the frisky bits factories, and the rest of the humans would become livestock. Which essentially meant that the human would be raised on a farm until the humans came of age, then the bodily fluids deemed useful would be harvested and the meat would be sold to stores and eaten by the kats who purchased the meat.
"I'll take that one." The customer said as she pointed to a brown haired boy who presently seemed to be conversing with a black haired boy of possible Asian descent, the farmer chuckled as he looked over at the human the customer wanted to buy. The customer started to glare at him as he continued chuckling as he walked over to the human whom the Kat had selected. After a quick tranquilizing the farmer picked up the boy (who was easily three times his size) and brought him to the customer with a smile on his face.
"I'm actually kind of glad that you chose this one, he's been causing me grief ever since he transferred here." The farmer explained as he handed the sleeping human to his customer and started to lead her into the room where he kept his computer and his cash register.
"I originally got him from another farm who told me that he and his friend were sick. The bastard told me that it was easily curable, but that he didn't have the resources to take care of such a sick human. So he said that he would sell him to me for a low cost and give me his friend for free." The kat continued to explain as he prepared the bill for the human on his computer.
"Anyways, after a physical inspection I learned that this human is one of the better ones in his race. His physique is actually so good that I started to nurse thoughts in my head that he could probably enter a few of those populare human races and earn the prize money offered. I believed that the low price of the human and his potential would end up making me very rich due to his physique, his youth and his genetics. I thought I could sell his sperm when he came of age to use for breeing later on." The farmer continued to explain as he typed up his bill, he was so engrossed in his story and his typing that he didn't notice his customer's ears perk up slightly at the last thing he said.
"The thing is that i decided to drive home and show him off to my wife and kids, I didn't really want such a perfect human to go anywhere near the farm. I originally wanted to keep him in my home as a pet, to nurture him and perhaps even care aout him as I prepared him for the races. My kids immediately loved him and so did my wife, who said that it the human would make a great addition to our family. Which he did, for awhile. Anyways, here's your bill." The farmer said as he pulled out a piece of paper that he had recently finished printing. The customer snatched the bill out of his hands and immediately looked at the price at the bottom of the piece of paper. Her eyes widened as she looked up at the farmer, who chuckled at the display.
"Why does he cost so much if you want to get rid of him?" The customer asked with a confused expression on her face as the farmer chuckled once again.
"It's partly because of his genetics, and partly because despite what i've said, i'll be sorry to see him go. He's been a handful to keep in his pen and he's caused me more headaches than any other human i've ever had to deal with. But he's grown on me, and he's grown on my wife and kids. Truth be told, my kids like to visit him from time to time and I usually let them. He's been a major headache to me but he's always been nice to the kids, and even though he lives on the farm in his pen and he'll probably be slaughtered later in life, he still feels a little bit like a pet and i'm sad to see him go." The farmer explained, as a small tear started running down his left eye and landed on his desk. The customer looked down at the human in her arms and smiled slightly as she reached her paws towards her collar and pulled out a concealed micro-chip which acted as credit card. She inserted the chip into the end of the farmr's cash register and when the small green light on the top of the machine had approved the transaction she started walking towards the door with th human still in her grasp.
"Take care of him." The farmer said quietly, the customer smirked a litle bit before turning her head and giving a nod and a smile towards the farmer, who smiled in return.