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Chosen Eight

Narrator - Foxen Fudo

Colonel Mustard – Colonel Roy Mustang (Get it?!)

Misses White – Alex Louise Armstrong (Don't ask)

Professor Plumb – Doctor Marco (He researched the Philosopher's Stone)

Misses Peacock – Gracia Hughes (Her husband was killed in the line of Duty)

Mister Green – Fuhrer King Bradley (He talks smoothly about anything)

Miss Scarlet – Riza Hawkeye (Seemed Right)

Mister Boddy – Maes Hughes (Envy murdered him)

Hidden – Edward Elric

ACT ONE

Scene 1 – The Cellar

Mister Boddy was throwing a party for his friends, and he went down into the cellar to get more refreshments, but there was something else down there, but instead it was someone. He went down the stairs, but then the lightbulb had just gone out, so he was extra careful.

As he's going down the stairs, there's small talk amongst the guest above in a tiny commotion.

Mr. Boddy- Man, it's really dark down here. Guess I'm going to have to change this light as soon as everyone goes home. (Chuckles, and continues down the stairs) Weird, it's so quiet, I don't hear commotion anymore. Wonder what's going on. (Looks around in the darkness, and notices a small box of sodas in a crate. Picks up the crate and notices a shadow in the dark.) Hello, who are you?

Hidden- You killer. (Walks into view of Mr. Boddy)

Mr. Boddy drops the crate in a frantic to get upstairs, but Hidden hits Mr. Boddy with an inanimate object. A loud crash is heard, and Mr. Boddy falls to the ground, blood oozing from his head. Indicating he was dead.

The Scene goes to upstairs, where everyone is sitting in the lounge, startled by the noise in the cellar.

Scene 2 – The Lounge

Crashing sounds are heard from the cellar, startling the guests.

Mrs. Peacock- What was that? (Looks around startled, starting to shiver from fear)

Mrs. White- I'm sure it was nothing; I'm going to go check it out! (Smiles, while going down to the cellar, then screams bloody murder) Mister Boddy! (Runs back up the stairs, pale as a ghost) Mr. Boddy, he's been murdered!

Colonel Mustard- Hold on (Walks to the front of the crowd in a casual stroll) How do you know he's dead; you could've done it earlier, and found a way back up here. Before anyone noticed! (Walks up to Mrs. White, pointing his finger like she's a culprit)

(Small commotion is heard as people discuss the problem, some agreeing, some not. Professor Plumb walks forward to the Colonel)

Professor Plumb- I think you're covering up your tracks! Maybe it was you, and you want to blame the maid! (Points finger towards the Colonel)

(More commotion is heard for the newest accusation.)

Ms. Scarlet- (Steps forward, next to the Colonel) why would you blame Colonel Mustard for something he didn't do, he fought for your country after all! He wouldn't murder someone; he's not that kind of person!

Professor Plumb- But, he must've had to kill people in the wars he's been in… am I correct, Colonel Mustard?

Colonel Mustard- Perhaps, but you were quick to blame someone also! Hell, we haven't even saw to see if Mrs. White was correct in what she saw. Mr. Boddy could've simply fallen.

Mrs. White- The light recently went out, so we may need candlelight to see correctly.

Mr. Green- (Points towards the ground) Um, what's a line of blood doing on the floor?

(Everyone looks to the floor to see the blood)

Ms. Peacock- (gasps) Mr. Boddy truly was murdered! (Shivering becomes worse now)

Colonel Mustard- We still need to check the cellar!

Mr. Green- Correct, Colonel. Let's go everyone!

The Scene goes back to the cellar, as everyone piles into the bottom floor of the mansion.