Clancy was sitting in his cottage one day, when suddenly a gang of Pirate Ninjas broke open the door and stormed in.
"You owe us money," said the Pirate Ninja Commando.
"I don't have the money but you can expect it tomorrow at dawn," replied Clancy.
"Beat him, take him to the cell, and burn the cottage," said the Commando to his men.
"Go ahead and beat me kill me if you want even but NOT BURNING MY COTTAGE DOWN BECAUSE I LIKE IT!!!"
Clancy was take to the cell any way and when the Pirate Ninjas came to beat him he said"Beat me all you want I dosent scared of nothing" and then Pirate Ninja Commando said"But what about fist and beating and then Clancy said"Oh that is true" and this all happened while he was been beaten. When they was done he turned around and saw a old man that was Master Chief. Then he said"We must find a way out of here" and then a Gang of Pirate Ninjas come in and beat Master Chief also they raped him and left for dead. Then Clancy escaped through the vent and Clancy was in a forest.
Clancy walked past a tree that was in the forest and it was raining and then Clancy saw a clearing with a lot of beasts in it. Then the Beastie Boss said"Why are you doing here 2 leged creature" and then the beast next to him say"Hes the guy that the Pirate Ninjas are looking for if we give him to them we will get a reward of lots of flesh and blood aswell" and then Clancy ran away because he
Clancy ran back and found he was at the Pirate Ninjas base again and then he ran back to the beasts while being chased by Pirate Ninjas and then the beasts started chaseing him to so he ran in another direction and got lost.