The next one WOOO! So I know its been like 4 hours since I posted the last one, but wateves!
Disclaimer: MR is owned by the big and almighty MR.P!!! And Twi is owned by Stephanie. And the plot is owned by Hales…oh. Right. That would be me… O.o
Dear parents, and guardians and children of all ages,
So today I came home and my wife no where to be seen.
Of coarse I just thought that she was out hunting or something.
So I decided to go in to the back yard.
When I got there I heard something in the shed.
It sounded like Alice.
"Alice!" I called.
When I got over there I saw her pressing some guys against the wall.
It looked like he was being tied up.
Weird.
"Alice, honey. What are you doing with this other guy?!" I asked.
She jumped back saying, "Um…well."
"She kidnpdeddvbd!" the new boy started but Alice put a gag on his mouth.
"Well you see…I found him…? He keeps saying something about Nudge…like his dog?"
I wracked through my brain.
Nudge was one of my clients in therapy. She is no dog.
So this evening I was told, my honey-bunches is cheating on me.
For blind mutant who blows stuff up.
I guess I'm up for grabs…?
That is all.
Goodbye.
I shall now go to a 100 Monkeys concert.
XOXO…?
Okay, so this is a sequel to Dear Friends, enemies and frenemies: .net/s/5330327/1/Dear_friends_enemies_and_frenemies
I hope you enjoyed it, 'casue I had a heck of a time writing it!
Iggy: Poor chum. I miss Nudge.
Me: It'll be alright.
Iggy: I don't get the 100 Monkeys…?
Me: *sighs* in the (horrible) Twilight movie, Jackson is Jasper and he happens to be in a band called 100 Monkeys. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!
Iggy: Oh. Well I heard Rosalie has been wanting a kid..
Me: *Gapes*
Iggy: NO!! Not like that!!! O.o
Me: Reviews!