Hey, Happy Holidays everyone! I decided to do a stupid parody of a beloved Christmas carol! It's about everyone's favorite trio of hyenas, and mine, Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed. It is sung by the trio, even when they sing in first-person. This takes place shorly after Scar's rule as king, and the hyenas are singing of their past. Sorry about any typos. The tune is "We Three Kings." If you've never heard it, listen to it on youtube or something. Here we go!
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We Three Hyenas
We three hyenas, of Scar's army are,
baring teeth, to ravage and mar,
snarling, scowling, chomping, howling,
Following our king, Scar!
(Chorus) Oh...oh,
Scar's our buddy, although he's shrewd!
He's always in a bad mood!
We won't be scared,
we'll Be Prepared,
And in return, he'll give us food!
Banzai's name means to skullk or to lurk,
Shenzi's name bears a barbaric perk,
Ed's name is proper, and he's more dense than copper!
Check out his crazy smirk!
(Chorus) Oh...oh,
The Elephant Graveyard is our home!
Devoid of food, but full of bones!
Life is bad here,
We are sad here,
We hope to soon find shalom!
Scar's the king, the hyenas win!
We now have food, to share with our kin!
But if Simba returns, we will surely burn!
Scar will rip off our skins!
(Chorus) Oh...oh,
Yeah, so what? We lied to our king!
But please understand our reasoning.
Yeah, we blew it,
But we said screw it!
Scar won't know Simba is escaping!
Simba came back, and did seem quite miffed.
He battled Scar, and his triumph was swift!
Clawing, slashing, pounding, mashing,
Scar was thrown off a cliff.
(Chorus) Oh...oh,
We always thought we were Scar's peers,
He said we were enemies, and we did hear.
We started to hate him, so we ate him!
It was the best meal we'd had in years!
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After the song
Shenzi: Great work Ed! Banzai, you were a little flat.(Walking away) Well, see ya!
Banzai: Wait!
Shenzi(turning around) What?
Banzai: You're coming to the Christmas party, right?
Shenzi: Of course. Why do you ask?
Banzai: Well...um...because...(Closing eyes, waving paws and singing) I'll have a bllluuuue Christmas, without you! I'll be so bllluuuue just thinkin', about you!
Banzai opened his eyes to see that Shezi had disappeared.
Banzai(Looking around): Huh? Where'd she go?
Ed laughed histerically.
Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.
Ed laughed even louder.
Banzai: Hey yo, Shut up, Ed!
Ed walked up to Banzai and made a kissy-face.
Banzai: That's it!
Banzai jumped on Ed. The two hyenas rolled around, scratching and clawing all the way.
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Hope you liked it! Merry Christmas, everyone!