Author's Note: dis heinoussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss yeazizes I was watching dis movie when I ttot to ma self hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaay dis could be an amazin' stoweee y heard?
THE LOST MUMMIES OF DOOOOOM
So basically orly bloom was walkin down dee street when he was hit by a bus I mean pirate ship. He let out a bloodcurdling scream
"Maaaaah"
Uh-oh. I hope he iz honky dorey, eh? Cause who else would eva be paid to love keira knightly ya know?
Toute a coupe, a genie sprouted froma nearby shrubbery I mean pirate ship. "I AM DAVID JOSPEH PIRATE SILENT BUCANNEER OF DA SEA" ( and a silent auctioneer call to sell your house at a good price its 905 427 8719)
"Oh nooooo, why have you come to see me?" asked orly porly
"I would like to play a match of mastermind with you!"
"Aha!" replied the bloomin vroomin
Dey took out da board and our heroine chose his combination to be blue red green yellow orange black purple purple yellow green cocoanut black. HE WOULD NEVA EVA GUESS IT!!!!
But David Joseph was a crafty bastard and took a look when Orly went to da crapper. Upon his untimely return, Josie was quick to guess the daring combo.
But Orly Poorly-Kept-Homeless-Sword-Maker was quick on his feet and stabbed David Joseph through the heart! BUT ALAS! HE HAD NO HEART!
Suddenly a tank submerged from l'eau and that Asian from the third movie was on it. He blasted his canon and dat was the end of the genie. Or not!! He was translucent, so the bomb went through and killed Keira Knightley while she was shooting Bend it like beckham 2.