Okay I'm starting on this new story and I really don't know how its going to turn out but I just know I'm going to try and make A LOT of funny part I SWEAR........so enjoy.

And by the way I have a friend on here she has 4 DBZ stories (very good and funny) so if you like B/V romance stories you better go to her (iceis)............

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Chi-chi was sitting at her table while Goku was off Training with Gohan. She heard a knock on the door and saw it was Bulma.

"Hey Bulma what you doing here, I figured you would be working in your lab or something?" Chi-Chi surprised to see Bulma.

"Yeah well I'm suppose to be working but I really need to talk to you about something and your my best friend, and OH GOD I NEED HELP!!!!!" Bulma started crying and chi-chi was giving her a hug trying to calm her and make her stop crying.

"Okay come sit down I'll make you some tea and you can tell me everything." Chi-chi went in the kitchen while Bulma sat down.

"Okay I'll tell you everything but you can't tell a soul till I tell you to."

"Bulma you know me I wont tell anyone."

"Okay this is a long story." Bulma said hitting her head on the table. Chi-Chi knew this was bad, she walked over and gave Bulma her tea and sat across the table so she could look face to face with Bulma.

"I have all day Bulma."

"Okay...." Bulma was fixing to start her story when Gohan and Goku run in the house.

"Chi-Chi babe me and Gohan are hungry and I want food PLEASE" Goku yelled, he saw Bulma at the table. "Oh hey Bulma, aren't you suppose to be working."

Chi-Chi really got pissed off.

"Don't you see me and Bulma are trying to have girl talk I thought you was training?"

"Well we were but were hungry." Goku said with a big son grin on his face.

"Well why don't you take your hungry asses down to a fast food place and get you something?"

"Sorry hun no money" Chi-chi REALLY pissed now, cause when she is gossiping or have a important talk. Its best not to disturb her. So she got up and threw her purse and Goku.

"There take the money out of my purse and GO."

Both the guys smiled and ran out of the house.

"Oh god sorry Bulma now go on."

Bulma was just sitting there kind of spaced out then she remembered what she wanted to say.

"Okay as I was saying, well you don't know this cause I thought it would get better but. Me and Yamcha aren't broke up BUT were just going through some hard times."

"Oh well if that's it you'll work through them."

"Um no there's more" Chi-Chi thought it was odd cause most of the time that's the only problem with Bulma.

"See the other night when I had that party everyone left and me and Yamcha kind of had a fight he left fast and I was drinking well I wasn't DRUNK I knew what I was doing but I was tipsy so to say." Chi-Chi just

nodded cause she knew how Bulma drank when she was upset but never drank enough to not know what's going on.

"Well Vegeta came down and he had a few drinks and I mean I remember what happen but I cant explain it one min. me and Vegeta were kind of fighting like always and the next he looked at me and kissed me." Chi-chi was drinking her tea and when she heard that she spit it on the floor and was wide eyed. She didn't say nothing she was waiting for Bulma to go on.

"well um we had sex." Chi screamed flew out of chair and her standing up fast made the chair fly back.

"YOU FUCKED VEGETA OF ALL PEOPLE VEGETA." Bulma started crying again well chi-chi got her chair and sat back down still wide eyed.

"Chi-Chi there's more."

"HOW CAN THERE BE MORE BULMA."

"Well we didn't use anything, and see today Vegeta walked by me and screamed I mean I never heard VEGETA scream I asked him what's wrong and he said I was pregnant."

Well Chi-chi feel over a had to prop her self on the table.

"HAHA no your not I mean what does he know he's probably doing that to scare you."

"CHI-CHI YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW FOR A SAYION IT ONLY TAKES ONE SHOT. AND I TOOK A TEST IM PREGNANT." Bulma started crying and put her head on the table. The only words chi-chi could say was.

"Holy Fucking Shit Bulma." Chi-Chi saw that she was crying and very upset so she went over and was hugging her friend. "Girl don't worry I know all about the mother thing I'll help you out everything will be fine."

"No it won't I have to tell Yamcha and I know he'll leave me, and come on Vegeta won't be there and you know that chi-chi he could care less he has a kid."

"Well you don't know that he might be a good father." Bulma was really crying loud and Chi-chi was really trying to think of something to say to make her stop. "Well Bulma on the plus side was he good in bed?"

Well hearing that it would make anyone stop crying. Bulma just stopped and looked at Chi-Chi.

"WELL OF COURSE HE WAS GOOD, BUT IT WASN'T WORTH HAVING A KID OVER IT."

Chi-chi just made it worse Bulma just kept crying.

"Well hun when are you going to tell Yamcha?"

"I want to as soon as possible BUT......"

"But what Bulma?"

"He will tell everyone."

"Well Bulma everyone is going to find out sooner or later you wont be able to hide it and it isn't like Vegeta is going to care I mean even if he does he can kiss your ass."

That made Bulma laugh a little and she was like your right.

"Chi-chi would you please tell everyone for me, and you know who all I mean Krillion, 18, Goku, Gohan, all our friends cause I don't know how there going to act. Well I know how there going to act I just don't want to see it."

"Okay Bulma I'll do that for you." Bulma got up and was thanking Chi-chi for understanding.

Bulma got home, Vegeta was in the GRAVITY ROOM Ever since they had sex he was in there more then ever and even more so after he found out she was pregnant. And so she called Yamcha over. 5 or 10 min. later he was over there.

"Hey babe, how you doing" Yamcha said giving Bulma a peck on the cheek.

"Well I've been better" When Yamcha heard that he knew something was up. "Yamcha I need to tell you something."

"Okay sure you can tell me anything." Bulma took Yamcha in the living room and sat him down.

She then EXPLAINED everything that happened, and at every moment Yamcha got more mad and after Bulma was done, and after crying through the whole thing Yamcha stood up. Bulma thought he was just going to walk out of the house but instead he grabbed Bulma by the arm and pulled her out of her chair.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?"

Bulma was very scared she never saw Yamcha like this. "Yamcha I'm sorry it just happened."

"NO it didn't just happen you wanted it this way DIDN'T YOU?!?!?"

"Yamcha NO I DIDN'T WANT IT LIKE THIS!!!!" This made Yamcha very mad.

"DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME." Then Yamcha put Bulma down, she felt like maybe now he would walk away but instead he slapped Bulma right across her face. Yamcha being much stronger then Bulma it almost tossed her across the room. Bulma's Vision was blurry from the slap Bulma tried to get up but Yamcha grabbed her making her feet come off the ground. She could see Yamcha's hand making a fist about to punch she closed her eyes waiting to be knock out of die. She kept waiting then she opened her eyes to see Vegeta standing behind Yamcha holding his fist.

"You are a patethic worm, picking on a weakling like a women, coward." Vegeta was holding Yamcha's hand so hard he let go of Bulma so he could try and fight back but Yamcha wasn't that stupid, he knew he couldn't hurt Vegeta. Bulma was just laying on the ground watching Vegeta looking in Yamcha's eyes with so much hatred in them.

Vegeta slapped Yamcha across his face sending him across the room and he hit the wall Yamcha laid there almost unconious but Vegeta knew he could still hear.

"How does that feel, you stupid weak human." Yamcha then knocked out Vegeta picked him up and kicked them in the street.

*well he better pray a car doesn't run over him.* Vegeta laughed to him self and walked in the house to see if Bulma was okay.

Bulma had got up and went to the bath room to swipe the blood on her face. Vegeta walked in a watch her.

"Why"

"Why what? women."

"You know what I'm talking about! Why did you help me?"

Vegeta just gave a smirk and didn't say nothing.

Bulma was upset enough and not getting a answer pissed her off. "VEGETA ANSWER ME."

Vegeta kind of laughed "I can't have any one hurt the mother of my child." With that Vegeta walked out of the bath room and went back outside to the Gravity Room.

Bulma in shocked on what he said, she just sat down on the bathroom floor, then her emotions got the best of her and she started crying ran for the phone and Called chi-chi and told her everything. And Chi-chi had a few things to say to.

She went ahead and told everyone about the baby to come.

"Yeah I told everyone and they were happy cause they thought it was Yamcha's then I said it was Vegeta's and well they weren't to happy."

"Well I don't care I'm keeping the baby, and Chi-Chi from what I saw of Vegeta today he's going to be a great father."

Chi-chi didn't know what to say but they finished there conversation and hung up.

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Vegeta was training very hard and thinking very hard to.

*Why did I do that, why did I get her pregnant I'm not ready for this. I don't want this, but the baby isn't the problem its that damn women she is getting to me I am getting emotions I never had and I DON'T WANT THEM.* as Vegeta thought about Bulma he would get very mad, not mad is in I want to kill something mad as in MAD AT HIMSELF mad at want he did to himself and mad and her for causing all of it.

*I can't stand for this, I can't fall for this women* Vegeta stopped training and just sat in the middle of the room.

*But the bond it's to late it has begun and there's nothing I can do, but wait and see how this weak human women is going to destroy me.* Vegeta has been in many battles with himself but never of emotions never over a women. Yes he has been with other women saiyon women but never bonded just sex and went on. But this earth women has changed everything.

*I want to be the strangest man in the universe, yet now this women is going to make me as weak as a earthling I CAN'T HAVE IT.* Vegeta got up and starting blasting all around the room. Vegeta stopped and realized what he had to do. He knew the bonded at starting and nothing in the world could stop it. And he has been on the earth long enough to know they had this tradition that if you want to be with someone forever you must get married. They had something like this in his planet but not the same. And he has heard how Goku asked chi-chi to marry him and what to say. And Vegeta knew at this moment he had to suck up his pride and ask this women, This women named Bulma. To be is wife.

Vegeta walked in the house.

"Women were are you, there is something I need to ask of you."

"Vegeta if you want food get it your self I'm not in the mood." Bulma was sitting on the couch watching t.v.

Vegeta looked at her and let his emotions go free, he looked at her in a new light, this was his angel he even knew deep down that this women will be the person that will save him from the evil he still has within his soul.

"No Bulma, I want to ask you something"

Bulma just looked at him in shock, Vegeta has never called her Bulma, always women or something else.

She looked in his eyes and saw something she never saw before, she couldn't pin point what it was. Even though his face was stone cold, his eyes were just unspeakable. Vegeta looked at her and took her hand.

"I don't know if I'm doing this right but I learned from Goku that this is how its done on earth, but I'll try."

Bulma had no idea what was going on just so much has happened today she didn't know what to expect next.

"Women will you marry me"

Bulma started tearing up, she couldn't control herself, she gave him the answer but even Vegeta couldn't understand her.

"What women stop crying for god sakes, why are you crying I'm not yelling at you."

Finally he heard her say yes.

Vegeta got a smirk on his face almost knowing she would say yes no matter what.

Bulma leaned over and was hugging Vegeta, of course he wasn't used to hugs and he didn't really know what to do, but seeing enough people do it he wrapped his arms around her. thinking to himself

*What have I got my self into?*

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Okay I know this chapter wasn't that funny but I'm going to write about Bulma telling everyone and the wedding and lets not forget the baby being born, hehehe just think about Vegeta in those situations.

So I hope you like and if it was to short for you I'm sorry I'll try and make it longer next time.

And don't forget to check out iceis B/V stories .

Desarae