Title: My Crazy Life.
Rating: PG13 to R throughout the story.
Pairings: B/A not sure if ill put the other ones in.
Disclaimers: Don't own nothing, Nada, zip, so don't ask.
Spoilers: Maybe a line or two from seasons one through three.
Feedback: Please!!!!! It's my first story!!!!!.
Authors Note: This is my first story so Please read and review. The slayers thoughts are in Italics. PLEASE R&R!!!
Buffy's POV
Okay so maybe i shouldn't have kicked the doctor in the head but what can i say besides the slayer made me do it?.
Let me start at the beginning My name is Buffy Anne Summers and i was admitted to Sunnydale mental institution a few weeks ago, because i kind of have two personalities, ya i know what your thinking how did a popular 16 year old 'hottie' Cheerleader get two personalities, well it all started with my parents divorce i guess because thats when my parents say I started acting 'different'. So any way thats how i ended up in the lovely place where the window curtains are nice little black bars and your searched for anything that can hurt the staff, I mean have you seen those guys there HUGE! and me being as short as I am, I don't think 'I' could hurt them but the slayer could, whose 'The Slayer' you ask well thats what my other personality calls herself, she's kind of violent. My therapist says that i gained another personality through personal tragedy or something and that the slayer 'takes over when I can't deal with something.
So anyway like i said i didn't mean to kick the doctor in the head but he said that I am going to have to stay here until they can get me back to the way I was before.
So after he said that i got kinda freaked, I mean who enjoys being told there not 'normal' and that they have to stay in a mental hospital until their relatively normal. Normalcy is over rated.
I'm the only teenager here, I mean there are younger people but not really. There are rumors that theres a new patient though I hope it's someone my age, the only person i can talk to is nurse willow. She's nice but its not the same.
"Hi Buffy how are you today"
"same as always"
Nurse willow comes into my room sometimes when shes on break to talk to me because most of the other nurses are in the 40's or something and she says she likes it in here with me.
"So are the rumors true that were getting a new patient?"
"Buffy you know I'm not suppose to say."
I gave her my most puppy dog eyes i could come up with.
"uhhhh Fine fine yes there is a new patient coming in and i don't really know his name yet but he's about your age." She gave me a look as if not to say anything.
"Why is he coming here?" WAIT!!!!!!... It's a HE!!!!!!!!
"I think she said that stupid"
That's 'the slayer in all her glory so ignore her I do all the time.
" You do so listen to me, It wasn't me who kicked the doctor in the head now was it"
Ya ya whatever. Oh ya Willows still here. Now what were we talking about again?...Oh righhhttt the new patient.
"The same reason you are."
"NO Freaking WAY" that is so sweet! I mean how rare it is that someone has the same problem you do. And be a GUY!!.
"Like OH MY GOD. Can you be any dumber?."
Ya I could be you.
" pffff what ever bitch"
JUST SHUT UP I"M TRYING TO LISTEN !!!! but does she listen?. no .
"haha ya Buffy apparently his mom and dad died in a car crash and he developed another personality and kinda freaked on his guardians and they sent him here "
This is the coolest thing since ... I don't know when. This means that I will have some one to talk to
besides Willow and the slayer, but it to bad about his parents, i mean my parents are hardly around but there still alive.
"You know your going to talk to me no matter what right" there she goes again always interrupting my thoughts as if she lives there.
"I do dumb ass"
I mentally shrugged. By now Willows giving me a funny look as if to say 'what are you doing staring at the wall like that?'
I smiled sheepishly at her hoping she doesn't think I'm crazy...er. Crazier.
"Where's this 'new patient' going to stay since last time I heard the only available bed is this one" I seid pointing to the bed opposite mine.
"haha Buffy the thing is..." she didn't get to finish her little the thing is speech before i spoke up.
"so your telling me that theres going to be a guy here...in this room...with me!!" pointing to myself to
make my point more dramatic. All Willow did was nod before she left the room to get back to work.
" Jack ass better not try anything or he'll have to pick up his head up of the building across the street , but on second thought maybe if hes a good boy we can play 'doctor', I mean what's the point of having all this doctors equipment around you if you not going to use it" .
I visibly shuddered at the thought of what the slayer suggested before laughing out loud because the last time I went on a date with a boy and he kissed me, he tried to put his hands up my shirt and that's when things went down hill.
Flash Back
"I had a really great time tonight Tyler" It was our third date and i was really starting to like him.
"I did to Buffy. soo ummm... good night" as he leaned in I was panicking i mean it was my first kiss what if I'm a bad kisser or if my breath smells or...
At that point Tyler's lips were on mine cutting off all thoughts, we had been full on Frenching when I felt his hands go up my shirt so I panicked and then i all of a sudden lost control of my body and realized the slayer had taken over .
"who the fuck do you think you are asshole!!!!" The slayer way never one to hide what she was thinking.
" I I I-"
"you what" looking like she was going to kill him.
" I I tthought you wanted me to" looking more scared by the minute.
"Your fucking stupid if thats what you thought" Now Tyler was looking like he was about to try and regain some of his male pride.
" What the fuck is your problem, we were having a nice time until you started acting like super bitch" The slayer scoffed at this and made a move to leave when Tyler's hand grabbed her wrist pulling her into him .
"where do you think your going BITCH!!"
All I have to say is WRONG MOVE!!! Because he didn't even have to blink before his head slammed in to the steering wheel not 1 not 2 but...3 times giving him a broken nose and 2 black eyes.
The slayer scoffed and smiled at him before getting out of his car and slamming the door she waved and started walking back to the house.
End Flash Back
The only thing I can say is tomorrow is going to be ...eventful to say the least.
Authors Note: Please read and review. I have not been to a Mental hospital so if i get something wrong or offend anyone please don't get mad and when reviewing please don't be to harsh it is my first story. I promise chapters will be better then this in the future. R & R!! THANKS!!!