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The monk spied on the young girl from the underbrush. She was alone
and had Shikon Shards near her clothes. He moved quickly towards the
shards, hoping to get them before the bathing beauty noticed him.
"Boomerang Bone!"
The monk had just barely enough time to release the seal on his hand.
The giant boomerang was sucked into a small air rip in the monk's hand.
"Not bad. But you still can't have those shards."
"Then I have a question."
"Yes?"
"Will you bear my child?"
"But you're a monk."
"Does it really matter?"
"I don't even know your name."
"I'm Miroku, a traveling monk searching for shards of the Shikon
Jewel. And you?"
"I'm Sango. I'm collecting the shards to take back to my village."
"Seeing as we have a common goal, how about traveling together?"
Sango looked wary.
"The road can be lonely." Miroku hoped she accepted. Maybe he could
convince her to bear his child.
"Alright. Hand me my clothes, please?"