Special Report: The Quest for Stripes
Written by Vash_the_dork
Disclaimer all characters belong to their rightful owners. Vash in
this story refers to me, not Vash the Stampede of Trigun.
Reporter: Konnichiwa daremo. Welcome to the show. I'm
Sakura Kinomoto. I'm here with the brother of the victim found
earlier today. Inuyasha, what can you tell us about Sesshomaru, your
brother?
Inuyasha: He's a SOB that's out to kill me and take my
father's sword
Reporter: And exactly how are you related?
Inuyasha: We're half brothers. Same father different
mothers.
Reporter: Can you tell us about the incident today? What
happen to your… to Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha: No, I found out about it from Kagome. You'll
have to ask her.
Reporter: Okay! We're back with Kagome and Inuyasha, her
boyfriend.
Kagome: He's not my boyfriend.
Reporter: Then what is he?
Kagome: He's a … um … just a friend.
Reporter: Okay. What's your relationship with the victim?
Kagome: He's tried to kill be and the guy I like.
Reporter: …Can you tell us what happened?
Kagome: We were looking for stripes.
Reporter: Stripes?
Kagome: Yeah. Shippo, Sango, Kikyo, Vash, and me were
looking for stripes.
Reporter: We'll be back with Kagome and others.
Reporter: We're back with Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo,
Kagome, Kikyo, Sango, and Vash. Miroku, can you tell us what happen?
Miroku: They were chasing Sesshomaru. I decided to follow
them in case something happen. I lost them when I stopped to ask a
local girl a question.
Reporter: Okay… Who was chasing Sesshomaru?
Miroku: Shippo, Sango, Kagome, Kikyo, led by that girl
over there, Vash.
Reporter: Shippo, how were you involved?
Shippo: I wanted to help Kagome, so I came along to provide
distractions.
Reporter: Why were you chasing Sesshomaru?
Shippo: We were looking for stripes.
Reporter: Sango, why did you get involved?
Sango: I wanted to see the stripes.
Reporter: Kikyo?
Kikyo: I also wanted to see the elusive stripes.
Reporter: So, who started all this?
(Everyone points at Vash)
Reporter: Vash, why did you start this?
Vash: Well, Nabs-chan on the Inu-yasha Mailing List
raised the question about Sesshomaru's stripes. And I took it upon
myself to find for real where they are and how far down they go.
Reporter: I've heard a lot about "stripes." What are they?
Vash: Well…(points at Sesshomaru lying on a stretcher)
see those stripes on his cheeks?
Reporter: Yes?
Vash: Well, I wanted to know if there were stripes on
his other set of "cheeks."
Reporter: And were there stripes on his "cheeks"?
Vash: Yeah, and some a little lower.
Reporter: That's why you were chasing him, to see his
stripes?
Vash: Yes, he owes it to his fans to divulge any
information about himself.
Reporter: Isn't it unusual for an 18 year-old girl to be
able to run down a demon?
Vash: I'm incredibly fast when highly motivated.
Reporter: And where exactly are these stripes?
Vash: If you what to know that you'll have to buy a
picture. I offer discount for mass purchasers.
Reporter: What are you going to do next?
Vash: I'm going to sell pictures on the Internet and
use the money to go to Japan.
Reporter: And what do you plan to there?
Vash: No comment. .::evil grin::.
inspired by a bobbin pic.
Written by Vash_the_dork
Disclaimer all characters belong to their rightful owners. Vash in
this story refers to me, not Vash the Stampede of Trigun.
Reporter: Konnichiwa daremo. Welcome to the show. I'm
Sakura Kinomoto. I'm here with the brother of the victim found
earlier today. Inuyasha, what can you tell us about Sesshomaru, your
brother?
Inuyasha: He's a SOB that's out to kill me and take my
father's sword
Reporter: And exactly how are you related?
Inuyasha: We're half brothers. Same father different
mothers.
Reporter: Can you tell us about the incident today? What
happen to your… to Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha: No, I found out about it from Kagome. You'll
have to ask her.
Reporter: Okay! We're back with Kagome and Inuyasha, her
boyfriend.
Kagome: He's not my boyfriend.
Reporter: Then what is he?
Kagome: He's a … um … just a friend.
Reporter: Okay. What's your relationship with the victim?
Kagome: He's tried to kill be and the guy I like.
Reporter: …Can you tell us what happened?
Kagome: We were looking for stripes.
Reporter: Stripes?
Kagome: Yeah. Shippo, Sango, Kikyo, Vash, and me were
looking for stripes.
Reporter: We'll be back with Kagome and others.
Reporter: We're back with Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo,
Kagome, Kikyo, Sango, and Vash. Miroku, can you tell us what happen?
Miroku: They were chasing Sesshomaru. I decided to follow
them in case something happen. I lost them when I stopped to ask a
local girl a question.
Reporter: Okay… Who was chasing Sesshomaru?
Miroku: Shippo, Sango, Kagome, Kikyo, led by that girl
over there, Vash.
Reporter: Shippo, how were you involved?
Shippo: I wanted to help Kagome, so I came along to provide
distractions.
Reporter: Why were you chasing Sesshomaru?
Shippo: We were looking for stripes.
Reporter: Sango, why did you get involved?
Sango: I wanted to see the stripes.
Reporter: Kikyo?
Kikyo: I also wanted to see the elusive stripes.
Reporter: So, who started all this?
(Everyone points at Vash)
Reporter: Vash, why did you start this?
Vash: Well, Nabs-chan on the Inu-yasha Mailing List
raised the question about Sesshomaru's stripes. And I took it upon
myself to find for real where they are and how far down they go.
Reporter: I've heard a lot about "stripes." What are they?
Vash: Well…(points at Sesshomaru lying on a stretcher)
see those stripes on his cheeks?
Reporter: Yes?
Vash: Well, I wanted to know if there were stripes on
his other set of "cheeks."
Reporter: And were there stripes on his "cheeks"?
Vash: Yeah, and some a little lower.
Reporter: That's why you were chasing him, to see his
stripes?
Vash: Yes, he owes it to his fans to divulge any
information about himself.
Reporter: Isn't it unusual for an 18 year-old girl to be
able to run down a demon?
Vash: I'm incredibly fast when highly motivated.
Reporter: And where exactly are these stripes?
Vash: If you what to know that you'll have to buy a
picture. I offer discount for mass purchasers.
Reporter: What are you going to do next?
Vash: I'm going to sell pictures on the Internet and
use the money to go to Japan.
Reporter: And what do you plan to there?
Vash: No comment. .::evil grin::.
inspired by a bobbin pic.