Welcome everyone! This shall be my first and maybe my only Gravity Falls fan fiction. If anyone likes it enough, there might be a sequel but I intend this to be ten chapters long not counting the dramatis personae, prologue and epilogue. There might be some OCs, as you can tell, but there will be no Canon Character and OC romance. The romance is simply Dipper and Pacifica. Enjoy and review, not that believe there will be any reviews for the dramatis personae.

Dramatis Personae

"Dipper" Pines, the protagonist

Mabel Pines, his sister

"Grunkle" Stan Pines, their paternal great-uncle, owner of the Mystery Shack

"Soos" Ramirez, his handyman

Wendy Corduroy, Stan's part-time employee

Pacifica Northwest, Mabel's possibly former archenemy

Candy Chiu, one of Mabel's friends

Grenda, one of Mabe's friends

Old Mac McGucket, a supposedly deranged hillbilly

Preston Northwest, Pacifica's dastardly father

The Great Lampini, owner of the "Beelzebub's Clutch" travelling show, given name is Gustav

Daniel Williamson, Lampini's assistant

Ram-Ra, a sheepsquatch in Lampini's travelling show

Kull, a wyvern in Lampini's travelling show

Wrath-Hermes, an owl-man in Lampini's travelling show

Thak, a monkey-man in Lampini's travelling show