AN: I'm writing this for regulus_blxck on Instagram after a post they shared in their story. Please go follow them!
Please note that I will be making this longer at some point but i'm very busy today but I promised I would have it up
Warnings: Bad Language
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter if I did this would have actually happened.
Harry awoke suddenly, unsure of what had awoken him. He had been having a strange dream about a corridor and a door. He knew he had seen it somewhere. But where? Sighing he looked around. He was in the room of requirement. Technically he should have been in divination but after being in detention with Umbitch all night he had skived off and hidden to get some sleep. It was with a start that Harry noticed an owl tapping on the window. Funny, Harry didn't remember a window being there before. Opening the window, the owl flew in and landed on the bed side table lifting its leg. Harry untied the letter and opened it. Within seconds Harry Potter the Boy who Lived was on the floor dying of laughter.
At an unplottable Mansion, an unknown distance away.
Voldemort was tossing and turning in his bed, sheets twisted around him.
"Harry! Harry! Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate frog cards"
A feeling like falling off a broom hit Voldemort's stomach and he threw himself off the bed. Awakening fully on the floor. "What the hell does that girl want with chocolate frog cards when I just want to fucking kiss her?" Voldemort asked out loud. "Wait, what the fuck, no I do not?" Voldemort added almost immediately.
This wasn't the first time this had happened in the past few months, It must be the link, he knew this but he didn't want to close it and stop sending the potter brat visions but he couldn't take this anymore. He pulled a quill and parchment out of a draw and drafted a letter.
Dear THE-BOY-WHO-WILL-DIE AKA THE POTTER BRAT
FUCKING LEARN OCCLUMENY, I AM CLOSING THE LINK I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE DREAMS ABOUT YOUR ANNOYING GIRLFRIEND! CLOSING THE LINK MAY NOT WORK SO JUST LEARN OCCLUMENCY SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE THAT ANYMORE!
FOR MERLINS SAKE POTTER STOP RUINING MY SLEEP TIME
LORD VOLDEMORT