Hello~ *wave* This is my first fanfic on here! Very exciting for me, not so for you perhaps. Anywho, this fanfic was born when one day I thought of how much I want a Sherlock VS Moriarty fic where the Sherlock is a duo of 2 gay guys and the Moriarty is a duo of wickedly awesome lesbian gals. I thought about it some more then hetalia hijacked the train and drove it somewhere...And here we are! This is a collection of drabble set in one universe and everything will be connected somehow. Parings are DenNor, IceHong, Rochu, SuFin, AusHun, Gerita, UsUk, maybe FrUk, PruCan, and anything else this train decides to take a passenger. Human names are used. I'm just writing to content my fangirl heart. Reviews are always appreiciated and will be taken into consideration when re-editing after the sotry is complete.

Enjoy~

Scene: Royal Bank of London

Time: 6am, Saturday, full moon tonight

Time of crime: ~4-5 am

Setting: robbery. Bombs were used. They got in and out in 5 min. According to witnesses, they had a helicopter. Indiscreet and rash, the suspects a—

A phone went off, the sound of the bell shrill and sharp, distracting Lukas from his writing, mid-word. Normally, he would ignore such distractions, but it was Den's phone, and that old-style-phone-bell-sound was the ringtone for unknown callers, meaning potential clients.

"Sorry Norge, I'll take this outside." Den left the rubble room.

Lukas went back to his deductions. 3 seconds later, Den ran back into the room, yelling, "A MURDER! A MURDER! COMEONENORGELETSGO," and ran back out again, this time with no plans to return.

Lukas signed in annoyance. He took one quick sweep of the crime scene, took some notes, and closed his notebook. He turned to the bank manager who was looking at the direction Den went off in, mouth agape. Lukas said to her, "I'll contact you when I have the money back."

As he left, she sputtered, enraged that the detectives left not 2 minutes after arriving. But then his words sank in, "W-w-what? The money?"

"Yes, the money," he yelled over his shoulder. "What, are you deaf?"

"What clues were there even? You weren't here 2 minutes and you think you have this solved? No onE'S THAT GOOD."

Lukas didn't reply. He walked moderately after his partner, not bothering to go any faster. Den accepted the case without Lukas's agreement, he woke him up at 5-fucking-am, he ran off just like that and took his cup of coffee with him, he can fucking wait. Though this early in the morning, no amount of coffee that can be consumed as humanly possible at once can appease him.

"If he wasn't interested in the case in the first place then he shouldn't have accepted." But Lukas knew why Den accepted a robbery case: because Tino and Berwald asked.

Early, early that morning...well, more like 45 minutes ago

"Norge, wake up," Lukas heard Den whisper. He felt hands on his shoulder, gently shaking him. He tried to ignore him, but alas, resistance is as always futile. "Come on, we've got a robbery to solve!" Den said, all cheerily.

"Go solve it yourself," Lukas mumbled.

"I can't do that, Norge."

Lukas didn't ask why. He knew what Den was going to say; those words that secretly made him happy. I'd be lost without my...

"I'd be lost without my lover."

Lukas jumped out of bed screeching, toppling Den over. "You idiot, WHY WOULD YOU SAY-" Den was laughing is butt off.

Lukas flicked him on the forehead, glowering.

"Aw, Norge, you're cute when you're mad. Ah, well, you'r cute amytime."

Lukas's face remained ice, which belied his-not fluttering heart, but, like, he's feeling something other than anger. He urged it calm...

Den cupped a hand to his cheeks, "I'd be lost without my my blogger. I'd be lost without you, Norge."

...and then Den did something like that with such sincerity in his eyes, Lukas could barely hide his emotions. He buried his face in the nook of Den's neck*. He could hate the way Den made him feel emotionally, but he could never hate him when theywere like this.

"I hate you," Norge mumbled.

They stayed there for a while until Lukas pulled away, having composed himself.

"Where's my coffee?' Norge demanded, his voice and face impassive.

"You're coming with me?"

Norge straightened his back and tilted his head up, looking smugly down at Den, "Of cource. You'd be lost without me."

"I knew you cared about m-" Den made to hug him. Lukas grabbed his arm to stop the hug, but he didn't show any intention of letting go of the hand, either because it would let Den hug him or...

"Shut up. get me my coffee. We've got a robbery on our hands."

"Aye aye, captain!"

They quickly got dressed and headed out, Lukas on his second cup of coffee and Den holding the third and fourth cup for him.

Den complained all the way. Robberies-are-so-boring this and why-can't-it-be-a-murder that-it got on Lukas's nerves.

"Shut the fuck up," Luka swore, annoyed. He swatted him on the back of the head, "Why'd you even accept a robbery case in the first place?"

Den rubbed the back of his head, "Tino and Sve asked. Well, Tino asked, Sve just glared-I could feel it through the phone."

"And you just had to accept?"

Den stopped and pulled Lukas into a hug, this time too fast for him to do anything but be pulled into it. "They're family, Norge. We are family."

"We aren't related," Lukas pulled away.

Den smiled affectionately, "Someday you'll say yes, Norge."

"No fucking way," Lukas asserted, walking ahead on his own.

Den followed after him, "You said yes to being roommates, didn't ya?"

"That's because it's temporary. I don't want to be stuck with you forever."

"Too bad, Norge, I'm stuck on you," Den drawled.

"No."

"That's not what you were saying last night~"

"Shut up."

They walked side by side, Den whistling the tune of "Stuck like Glue."

I hope you liked that! Chapter 2 is on its way. I write my stories down in pen as a something to do to pass the time then type it out when I have access to a computer.

l When adding an apostrophe to Lukas's name (like just now), do I add the "s" at the end or no? Which is grammatically correct. I've asked my teacher this once and she said it all depends on the length of the name and the significance of the person.

l I've only seen the first 2 seasons of hetalia. I'm not familiar with the Nordics canon wise, only fanon, so their personalities may be off. I read the Kitawiki pages for research but...well, my fangirl heart do what it what it wants to do sometimes. I want to stay true to canon characterization but sometimes it won't be so because of either the situation or simply because how they were raised in this AU (ex: Hitman!Jones or Assassin!Kirkland). Don't worry, I won't unbalance relationships (hopefully) and I will not make Arthur a super Uke (hopefully)...we shall wait and see.