It was odd really, to have a legendary immortal being trapped inside of a jar and stuck underneath her arm. "Hey, little Xingese!" Envy called.
"What?" May asked, taking the jar into her hands and lifting the cloth she'd draped over it just enough that she could peek inside.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" the homunculus shouted.
"I don't need to know that!" she yelled back, tucking the jar under her arm again.
"I can't go in here!" he called.
"Why not?" she asked.
There was a noticeably long period of silence before Envy finally said, "Because if I do…"
"If you do what?" May questioned.
"Then…Oh come on do I have to spell it out for you, stupid human!?"
"Spell what out?" she asked, beginning to walk a bit faster.
"If I go in here then…whatever comes out will be stuck in here with me the whole time," he finally said, groaning.
"I don't care," she responded, continuing to walk.
"You should!" Envy yelled, "This is ridiculous! Let me out, stupid girl! I have to go pee!"
"Then go!"
"It will splash back on me!" he screamed.
May sighed, sat down and began to unscrew the jar's lid. "If you bite me, I'll kill you!" she yelled, holding one of her sharp Kunai out for him to see.
"Pssh, whatever," he mumbled beginning to use the bathroom.
May looked away, despite him looking like a lizard, it was still awkward, and something that she really didn't want to see.
When she looked back he was a foot down the road, running for his life. "Hey!" she yelled leaning forward and grabbing his squishy body between her fingers. "You didn't really think that would work, right?"
Envy sighed, and glared at her, "Worth a shot."
May threw him back into the jar and closed it. "That's it! Next time I'm letting you wet yourself!"
Um…Thanks for reading? Please review? Yeah…sorry about this.