A/N: This was written because of popular demand. Sorry this chapter is so short; it's more of a prologue anyway.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing (sadly).
Prologue:
Charlie the Unicorn had a rather peaceful life. Once his frikin' kidney had been stolen, life went back to how it had been, calm and sleepy. He remembered how life had been when he lived in New York as a human. It was always noisy, busy, and hot. There was never a quiet, nice moment during which to relax. That all changed, though, when Charlie ran into that crazy scientist. With his many experiments he had managed to change Charlie into a unicorn and then shipped him off to Unicorn Land. Now he never had to work, he could play, sleep, dance, and sing karaoke whenever he felt the urge to. Sometimes he missed New York, though. The yummy food, the affectionate rudeness of the vendors, and the way the smog looked in the sunlight were a few of the top things on his list of Most Missed Things.
He sighed. If he couldn't go back then he at least wanted someone new to come here, someone who was like him, someone who had been changed into a unicorn against their will and understood what it was like to be a human. Someone who he could talk to about what he missed and what he was glad was gone. He'd give anything for that to happen.
He sighed again and clambered to his hooves. With a quick shake of his mane he briskly trotted into the forest for a bite to eat. After a few minutes of careful searching, he came across a berry bush.
Yum, he thought, this will make a good breakfast. With a quick bite and gulp he swallowed fifteen berries and was unaware of the one rotten berry he had eaten. That was yummy, was his only delighted thought. He reached out his muzzle to eat some more.
At that moment a round, blue, ghost-like figure appeared before him. Charlie neighed and reared back with shock. "Ahhh," he screeched loudly, almost as frightened as if those two unicorns came back with their 'Charlie. Chhhhhaaarrrrllllliiiiiieeee' s.
"Woah, there, pony-boy," said the giant, floating blueberry, "I just wanted to say thank you….and to give you a warning."
"Thank your for what?" asked Charlie suspiciously, apparently unaware of the 'warning' bit.
"You freed me. When I was young I offended a witch and she trapped me inside a rotten blueberry that would last forever. The only way to get out was for someone to eat the blueberry, but who wants to eat a stinking, old blueberry anyway? I mean do you know what some people do to blueberries. Oh, I could go ALL day about what some of your pink pals have done to that tree over there and to some of my closest friends."
There was a long silence following this little speech then Charlie asked, "But…..what ARE you? I've never seen an enchanted blueberry in Unicorn Land before."
"Oh no, I'm not a blueberry at all, though I may look like one. I am a genie," stated the blueberry proudly straightening itself up importantly.
"Uh….riiiiigggghhhhttttt…I'm gonna go now….," said Charlie backing away slowly.
"No! I really am! I'm gonna grant you a wish for freeing me from my squishy, blue prison!...and there's that warning of course…."
"Really?" asked Charlie narrowing his eyes, and once again missing the warning part, due to the blueberry's almost constant mumbling.
"As sure as I'm sta…..floating here," stated the blueberry confidently.
"Ok then…"
"Well do you have a wish? I really do have to leave soon. My granny needs to be washed and I've been in that blueberry for three years! Imagine how bad she smells. She's also soooo hard to get to sit still, it's unbelievable. I've had this…," rambled the blueberry.
"Can it be anything in the world?" inquire Charlie quickly, interrupting the blueberry.
"Absolutely anything," replied the blueberry forgetting about his smelly grandmother.
"Hmm….ok then…," Charlie began to think. What did he want: money, food, popularity? But then, the blueberry broke his train of thought.
"There's just one tiny thing I should mention," he murmured nervously.
"What would that be?" inquired Charlie apprehensively.
"Well, being a white unicorn and all, or should I say murky gray unicorn or maybe…," stumbled Mr. Blueberry.
"Get on with it!" Charlie snapped not caring to discuss his color with this very talkative and fat apparition.
"Ok, don't kill me. Unicorns of your color have issues with blueberries. You're gonna get REALLY bad gas. See, if you were a red unicorn then you'd just get really active and kinda active, but anyway...," the blueberry trailed off.
"Uh….noooooooooooooooooooo," Charlie had a quiet little cry before he remembered about his wish. After, a few minutes of thought (during which his stomach began to do some very scary bloating exercises) the perfect wish came to him.
"Got anything yet, Mr. Flatulence?" asked the blueberry impatiently.
"Ya," replied Charlie choosing to let the Mr. Flatulence thing slide, "I wish for someone, anyone, in the world to become a unicorn and be sent to Unicorn Land where they will be friends with me!"
The blueberry paused. "You are one strange dude you know that? But, whatever I'll go select someone right after I clean my grandmother." And with that he disappeared in a burst of blue smoke to find someone to keep Charlie the unicorn company.
A/N: Ok, that's the end of the prologue. Poor Alucard. Hahahahaha. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it! Muah to my wonderful readers!