Weirdest Zoid Fic Ever
Disclaimer:Do you really think I own Zoids?Dumbass.....
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Bit yawned,"So when is Leena gonna get here?" Dr.Tauros shrugged,"I don't know,
she left off to some---Wait,who's that on the screen there?" He pointed and zoomed
in.Bit blinked,"What?That's Leena and Naomi,and they're nude!" Dr.Tauros sweatdropped
and then turned on a mic,they heard Naomi and Leena both shouting,"Zoid battles
are abusing zoids!" The also held up signs saying the same thing.Bit blinked,"They're
nudist protesters?" Dr.Tauros nodded,"I guess..." Then Naomi and Leena french kissed.
Bit sweatdropped,"So they're....lesbian nudist protesters?" Dr.Tauros sweatdropped,
"Yeah,well,I guess.." Bit looked at the screen again,"Well,we can't forfeit..so..Jamie
will have to go into battle with us." Dr.Tauros nodded.Bit then walked off to get
Brad first.
Bit knocked on Brad's door.No answer.He knocked again and Brad yelled,"Hold on.."
Bit tapped his foot impatiantly.As soon as the door opened,a cloud of smoke came out.
Bit coughed and backed up.Brad stumbled out and looked around,"Whoa,hey Bit..."
Bit shook his head,"Brad,were you smoking weed again?" Brad held his hands up like
he was innocent,"No,Maaaaaan...I wasn't smokin' any....I was just lookin at stuff
in my old porn mags,maaann...." Bit walked off,"Nevermind.."
Bit walked over to Jamie,"Hey Jamie---" Jamie cut in,his words slurred,"Wwhat do
you waarnt Bit CLowwd?" Bit smelt alcohol on his breath,"You're drunk?" Jamie smiled
and waved the bottle around,"Yup,Do yooou want any??" Bit shook his head,"No thanks,
Jamie.." Bit then walked off to Dr.Tauros.
"Brad is too stoned to pilot and Jamie is too drunk.." Bit said.Brad spoke,chips flying
out of his mouth,"I'm not stoned." He then grabbed another handful of chips and walked
off to his room.Dr.Tauros scratched his chin,"Hmmm...maybe we should set all of them
down and talk,try to get things back to normal.." Bit nodded,"Okay,Doc,good idea.."
-=A few minutes later=-
Brad smiled,"Whoa,Naomi,you're hot.." He smiled as he stared at her breasts.Jamie
smiled at Leena,"Heeyyyyy...wanna fuck?" Leena looked at him,"Will you stop participating
in zoid battles?" Jamie nodded,"Anything forrr youu,babyy.." Brad scooted closer to
Naomi,"Will you fuck if I don't participate in Zoid battles?" Noami nodded,"Yeah..."
Dr.Tauros and Bit walked in the room and their jaws dropped.Bit blinked,"I'm the only
normal one around here." Leena yanked Bit and pulled his pants off,her eyes widened,
"What the hell?!" Bit turned red,"Well---errr...." Jamie looked over and started cracking
up laughing,"Bwahahahahaaaaa--Bit's got a---got a--" Brad then interrupted,"A BABY
DICK!" Everyone started laughing until they cried.Bit pulled up his pants and walked
away,Leena yelled,"See ya,Baby dick!" They all laughed.Dr.Tauros chuckled as Bit
walked past him,"Heheheheh...baby dick.."
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Awwwww....how......odd.
The universe is a whore,that's why they call it the big bang
theory,the universe got banged.
ROTFLMFAOACUMEABH
(Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and crying
until my eyes and brain hurt )
WAAOW WAAOW TSHIKA WAAOW WAAOW TSHIKA TSHIKA
Disclaimer:Do you really think I own Zoids?Dumbass.....
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Bit yawned,"So when is Leena gonna get here?" Dr.Tauros shrugged,"I don't know,
she left off to some---Wait,who's that on the screen there?" He pointed and zoomed
in.Bit blinked,"What?That's Leena and Naomi,and they're nude!" Dr.Tauros sweatdropped
and then turned on a mic,they heard Naomi and Leena both shouting,"Zoid battles
are abusing zoids!" The also held up signs saying the same thing.Bit blinked,"They're
nudist protesters?" Dr.Tauros nodded,"I guess..." Then Naomi and Leena french kissed.
Bit sweatdropped,"So they're....lesbian nudist protesters?" Dr.Tauros sweatdropped,
"Yeah,well,I guess.." Bit looked at the screen again,"Well,we can't forfeit..so..Jamie
will have to go into battle with us." Dr.Tauros nodded.Bit then walked off to get
Brad first.
Bit knocked on Brad's door.No answer.He knocked again and Brad yelled,"Hold on.."
Bit tapped his foot impatiantly.As soon as the door opened,a cloud of smoke came out.
Bit coughed and backed up.Brad stumbled out and looked around,"Whoa,hey Bit..."
Bit shook his head,"Brad,were you smoking weed again?" Brad held his hands up like
he was innocent,"No,Maaaaaan...I wasn't smokin' any....I was just lookin at stuff
in my old porn mags,maaann...." Bit walked off,"Nevermind.."
Bit walked over to Jamie,"Hey Jamie---" Jamie cut in,his words slurred,"Wwhat do
you waarnt Bit CLowwd?" Bit smelt alcohol on his breath,"You're drunk?" Jamie smiled
and waved the bottle around,"Yup,Do yooou want any??" Bit shook his head,"No thanks,
Jamie.." Bit then walked off to Dr.Tauros.
"Brad is too stoned to pilot and Jamie is too drunk.." Bit said.Brad spoke,chips flying
out of his mouth,"I'm not stoned." He then grabbed another handful of chips and walked
off to his room.Dr.Tauros scratched his chin,"Hmmm...maybe we should set all of them
down and talk,try to get things back to normal.." Bit nodded,"Okay,Doc,good idea.."
-=A few minutes later=-
Brad smiled,"Whoa,Naomi,you're hot.." He smiled as he stared at her breasts.Jamie
smiled at Leena,"Heeyyyyy...wanna fuck?" Leena looked at him,"Will you stop participating
in zoid battles?" Jamie nodded,"Anything forrr youu,babyy.." Brad scooted closer to
Naomi,"Will you fuck if I don't participate in Zoid battles?" Noami nodded,"Yeah..."
Dr.Tauros and Bit walked in the room and their jaws dropped.Bit blinked,"I'm the only
normal one around here." Leena yanked Bit and pulled his pants off,her eyes widened,
"What the hell?!" Bit turned red,"Well---errr...." Jamie looked over and started cracking
up laughing,"Bwahahahahaaaaa--Bit's got a---got a--" Brad then interrupted,"A BABY
DICK!" Everyone started laughing until they cried.Bit pulled up his pants and walked
away,Leena yelled,"See ya,Baby dick!" They all laughed.Dr.Tauros chuckled as Bit
walked past him,"Heheheheh...baby dick.."
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Awwwww....how......odd.
The universe is a whore,that's why they call it the big bang
theory,the universe got banged.
ROTFLMFAOACUMEABH
(Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and crying
until my eyes and brain hurt )
WAAOW WAAOW TSHIKA WAAOW WAAOW TSHIKA TSHIKA