Chapter 1

Bruce was looking in the mirror. He had a huge scowl on his face. Diana walked into the bedroom with some big news. She saw Bruce seemed upset. She figured her news probably had to wait awhile.

"What's wrong?" She asked worried about her husband. Bruce looked over at his wife. He still remembered his wedding day like it was yesterday. But it was 3 years ago. And a lot's happened in 3 years. A lot of change. And as he looked in the mirror he was noticing it.

"You see this?" He asked pointing to his hair. He now had two patches of gray hair on the sides of his hair. "It's happening Diana. I'm getting old." He said.

She rolled her eyes, walked up being him, and wrapped her arms around him. He starred at her in the reflection. "You're not getting old, you're just changing. And change is a good thing. Oh and by the way i'm 5,000 years old so do you really want to talk about who's getting old?" She said.

"Yeah well at 5,000 you look 30. I'm 50 and i look 50,000." He said shacking his head. "I look like hammered shit." Which actually wasn't true. For a man his age he was looking good. He just wished he could go back to his years as the young bachelor. He was Mr. Everything in Gotham.

"Oh will you stop it. It's your birthday today and we have a big party all planned for you. So cheer up and try to enjoy yourself." She pleaded.

He shook his head "I'll try." he said.

Dick, Jason, Tim, and their wives all walked in. Dick was married to Huntress (Helena Bertinelli), Jason was married to Batgirl (Stephanie Brown) and Tim was married to Oracle (Barbra Gordon). The girls was went to talk to Diana. Bruce walked over to his sons. "How's it going?" He asked. They all looked at him coldly. "Grab him!" Dick said as they all grabbed him, put a bag over his head, and zip-tied his hands together.

"What the hell are you doing!" he shouted. The boys all struggle subduing Bruce. "You said the bag would calm him down, Jason." Tim shrieked. "It works with my pet falcon." Jason said. Diana walked in on the kidnapping. "Oh Dick, what are you and the boys doing with my husband?" She asked.

"Oh, we're just kidnapping him, we have a whole thing planned." Dick said. "Don't worry Diana, we'll have him back in time for dinner." Jason reassured her. "Which is at 4 in the afternoon." Tim remarked. They all laughed. "Because he's old." Dick said as they dragged Bruce to the car.

"Did all the Robins just kidnap my husband?" Diana asked the girls.

"Yeah, they planned this idiotic thing for him." Barbra said.

"They're guys so they tend to have a lot of bad ideas." Steph said rolling her eyes thinking of all the stupid stuff Jason does. But that's why she loved him, he was her silly man.

"I just hope Bruce doesn't freak out and break their noses." Diana said.

"I warned Dick that was a possible outcome when attempting to kidnap Batman." Helena said. "How did he respond?" Diana asked.

"He said: Helena don't be negative. We're just gonna kidnap Bruce and everything is gonna work out." She answered.

"I'm sorry but your husbands are idiots." Diana said.

The girls all nodded. "Trust us we know." Barbra chuckled.

The guys arrived at their destination. They all got out of the van. Bruce had just accept it and just went along with it. "Can you at least take the bag off my head, it's hot as hell out here." He complained. "Just a few more steps this way." Tim insisted. Bruce had enough of this. "I'm going back to the van." He said as he dturned around but he accidentally walked off the edge of a wooden dock. He fell into the water.

"Oh shit. That's not good" Dick said. He looked over at Tim. "Well go in there save him." He said.

"I can't go in there, these pants are cashmere." Tim whined.

"I'll save you Bruce!" Jason shouted as he jumped into the water.

"Take the damn bag off my head! I feel like i'm being water boarded!" Bruce yelled.

"Bruce you're struggling to much i can't help you when you struggle." Jason said.

"You have to punch him to calm him down. That's what they the coast guard does to people who panic when they drown." Dick yelled.

"Bruce i'm gonna punch you if you don't remain calm." Jason said.

"Don't you dare punch me!" Bruce yelled. Jason punched Bruce and finally took the bag off his head.

Bruce head a look of pure anger on his face. "I saved your life, we're taking you fishing." Jason said out of breath.

Bruce had managed to finally break of of the zip-ties. He thanked Jason for saving his life... With a punch to the face. Jason let out a shout of pain as he tended to his now broken nose.

The girls were all preparing dinner. Steph and Barbra all left to go get some stuff from the store leaving Helena and Diana in the kitchen. Helena and Dick had a couple kids. The oldest was a 4 and the younger one was 2. "So what's it like having kids?" Diana asked.

"You've never had kids? Aren't you like a couple thousand years old?" Helena asked.

"I never knew men existed until just a little over 100 years ago." Diana said.

"And she still looks 8 years younger than me." Helena said under her breath. "Why do you want to know so bad?" She asked out loud.

"Well it's because... I'm Pregnant." Diana said.

Helena gasped. "You're gonna get fat!" Helena blurted out. Diana gave her a shocked look. "I'm sorry that just slipped out it's great news. Just be careful when you tell Bruce." She said.

"What do you mean?" Diana asked.

"Well it's just that Bruce's doesn't react well to change. And he doesn't stay current so he'll be out of his element. You know i even heard him call the TV remote the clicker. He's old now too so it might make the news harder to hear." Helena said.

Diana was worried now about how Bruce would react to her being pregnant.

To be Continued...