In the T tower, the Titans were going about their business, when the alarm sounded. Robin checked the meaningless nonsense on their computer and scowled.
"Slade." Apparently it made sense to him. The Titans were going to take the T-car to the bank that Slade was robbing, but since Beast Boy smelled of tofu, Cyborg kicked them out, got the T-car to himself and made the other Titans fly/take the R-cycle.
When they got to the bank, Slade was found to be stealing all the free pens, and even some money! Upon seeing the Titans, he leapt onto the motorcycle that simply happened to be sitting there, took the wheel-yes, a motorcycle with a wheel!-and drove away. Just as the Titans were about to give chase, the banks security system kicked in, locking all but Robin in the vault. He then leapt onto the R-cycle, and followed Slade. He had chased Slade for many miles, but suddenly, they accidentally drove some thumbtacks scattered across the road, and their tyres punctured. Just as the devastated motorcyclists were about to give up hope of ever finishing this Fanfiction, a few random bystanders dressed as Superman cried out:
"Is it a stockbroker?"
"Is it a quantity surveyor?"
"Is it a church warden?"
"No; it's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!"
A man dressed as a bicycle repair man ambled along to Robins bike, and used his super bicycle repairing powers to FIX it!
"Thanks, Bicycle Repair man!" Robin said cheerfully, and he went and arrested Slade.
"Um, all in a days work, normal person…" he muttered, and ambled away. Slade began yelling after him as he was taken away by the police.
"What about me, you b? Why did you only repair his bike?"
Bicycle Repair Man quickly went back and repaired Slade's abandoned vehicle.
"Oh yeah, thanks for doing that now!" Slade yelled out the back of the police car. Bicycle Repair Man didn't get sarcasm.
"No problem…"
Meanwhile, over in the animated universe of Justice League, there was another massive problem: Flash had made a joke to Batman about how he and Wonder Woman would make a great couple, then ran away. He decided to chase the Flash in the Batmobile. But… the Batmobile had been dismantled by Flash beforehand, along with all the other superhero vehicles. Batman started crying.
"Isn't there anybody who can help me? Like some sort of Bicycle Repair Man?"
Suddenly, many Supermen appeared, some of them women and children. Once again, they said:
"Is it a stockbroker?"
"Is it a quantity surveyor?"
"Is it a church warden?"
"No; it's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!"
Once again, Bicycle Repair Man was there to save the day. He opened his mouth, and heroically said:
"I don't fix cars, only bikes. Sorry." Batman thought for a moment.
"What about the Nightcycle? Can you fix that?"
Bicycle Repair man had it fixed in no time. Batman left an IOU for Nightwing, as he would probably destroy it in the process and he left to beat up Flash for making an innocent joke. That man couldn't run forever…
Once again, the day-but not Flash-was saved thanks to Bicycle Repair Man!
Meanwhile, the other four Titans were still stuck in the bank vault. Suddenly, Beast Boy got up, and walked forward.
"I never wanted to be a Titan…"
Suddenly, the Titans were in a forest. Beast Boy wore a checked shirt, and Cyborg, Raven and Starfire were wearing Canadian Mountie uniforms. Everyone suddenly got the urge to sing. Beast Boy took a deep breath.
"I wanted to be… a lumberjack!"
Well, this is about the weirdest thing I've ever written… I don't own Monty Python, Teen Titans or Justice League. By the way… I never wanted to write Fanfiction. I wanted to be… a lumberjack!