YAY! another fluffy 1 shot!! i had this idea during a chemistry exam - another bad place for inspiration though better than the pool!

again SetoxTea pairing. LONG LIVE AZURESHIPPING! -

Disclaimer: unfortunatly i DONT own YGO, i would buy it but i only have £1.50 in my money box, dont think thats enough somehow...


ENJOY!


Why I Hate Seto Kaiba:


There are many reasons why I can't stand Mr I'm – such – a – big – shot – teenage – billionaire, the first and foremost being his belief he's such a superior being and we should all bow down to him or face the wrath of the mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon...

Well he's NOT superior; Yugi beat him on multiple occasions, so there!

Okay, so now I'm being childish but he totally rubs me up the wrong way! Stupid human iceberg. But anyway, there are several reasons why I can't stand him:

He's Rude,

He's Obnoxious,

He's Arrogant,

He's a Genius, and knows it!

He's Spiteful,

He's Swavè,

He's really hot,

He's OBSESSED with beating Yugi,

He's Even MORE obsessed with the Blue Eyes White Dragon,

He's Determined,

He's Sarcastic and REALLY annoying,

He Can Be A Real Gentleman,

He Calls Me Friendship Girl,

He Saved My Life,

He's An Iceberg,

Under The Ice He's Caring,

He Really Looks after Mokuba,

He Drives Me Up The WALL!

And that's why, beyond doubt, I love Seto Kaiba.

Wait a minute ...

CRAP!!!!