So, you haven't seen the movie, I recommend you give it a try, so get going to a video store… are you still here? Well, then I will try to explain the basics, how do we get started?
What did you said? you don't even know the Beatles!!!!!!!!! ( I faint, and continue in the floor):
Let me introduce them:
John Winston Lennon.+
Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr)
Sir James Paul McCartney
George Harrison+
They are great chaps, two had gone+, two are still with us.
If you haven't listened any of this songs, don't worry, you are only missing one of the most important bands in all the history.
So how this movie starts?
Starts with a blue meanies attack!
Blue meanies?, yes the worst under the sea, they attack pepper land, an unearthly heaven, at 80,000 leagues beneath the sea, it laid, or lay, I'm not too sure.
When they sweep through, the lord mayor sends the young Fred to get help, on with the dialogues!:
Lord mayor: four scars and twenty two bars ago, our forefathers…
Fred: a quartet?
Lord mayor: and foremothers…
Fred: another quartet.
Lord mayor: made it in this yellow submarine…
Fred: what, in that little thing?
Lord mayor: to pepper land.
The blue meanies infantry were getting closer to the pyramid where the submarine was.
Lord mayor: climb aboard, young Fred.
Fred: but sir, I can't even make me self float.
Lord mayor: I'm appointing you Lord admiral
Fred. We, Well in that appoint yes.
Lord mayor: hurry young Fred, go get help.
Fred: but where, where should I go?!.
Lord mayor: no time for trivialities, go!
The Blue meanies approached and bunked the Lord mayor, as Fred flied away in the submarine.
The yellow submarine is a great movie, forget the crazy drawing and some ugly dialogues, it's great.
After getting to the surface, the young Fred, searched through all of London, at the beat of Eleanor Rigby.
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
The scene blows and Richard Starkey appears.
Ringo: It's me, Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, only that this is Thursday in the morning, but…
Ringo's mind: compared with my life that of E. Rigby was a great one mate.
Ringo: nothing ever happens to me.
Ringo's mind: I feel like an old splinted stool
Ringo: I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain.
Nothing ever happens to me.
Ringo walked around hope street, minding his own business, when he feels the yellow submarine stalking on him.
He finds a cop, who was calling a cat , and asks him "would you believe me if I tell you that I was being followed by a yellow submarine.
Cop: no I would not.
Ringo: ho yeah, I didn't think you would.
Ringo ran into his house that reads "the pier"
The submarine gets near and Fred rushes to the door, asking for help.
Fred. Help, help, heeelp!!
Ringo: thanks don't need any.
Fred. Won't you please, please help me?
Ringo: specific
Fred: ahh bunkers, clowns, antimusic missiles, smashed them, the lord mayor, somebody. .and the explosions and the Blue meanies!!!
Ringo: what you need is…
The door opens and lots of strange thing happens inside, and from all of them, you only need to know that the Beatles agreed to help Fred and Pepper land.
The submarine takes off, and at the beat of "All together now" they seek the deeps for the sea of green, that leads into pepper land.
This is where our story gets started, yes the one that includes spongebob, and all our submarine mates.
Disclaimer: Please Michael Jackson, don't be upset, I don't own The "Northern Songs Limited" (maybe someday) but right now I also disclaim the property of spongebob.
This movie was developed by the United Artists, and even 40 years later, its still one of the most creative animations.
(Ha, ha, ha,!!! I've got a panzer Faust, a browning and a machine gun nest in me backyard, so take me down, Japanese animation fans, whenever you want, haaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!)
(starts firing all around), datatatatatatatatatatata!!! Ha, ha, ha!!! Cof, cof… agh!!
Ha, ha, ha!!!
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