Inuyasha's wrong phone number

One night Inuyasha came out of the Fudal Japan with Kagome and was going to her house to get supplies.

"Hey Kagome why do we always need to get things in your time why can't we get them in Fudal Japan, Shippou asked.

" Well Shippou Sometimes girls just need to get the.... the... oh I can't explain when you mature you will know," Kagome answered.

" What the hell does that mean," Inuyasha asked.

"SIT, Don't you ever talk like that to me again,"

"Wench,"

" What was that,"

" NOTHING,"

" That's better,"

So when Kagome got to her house she went into the bathroom and locked the door. Just then the phone rang and Inuyasha answered it.

" Hello,"

" Hello this is the ASPCA, we've had a call about a huge dog walking through the roads, We would like to know if you've had any problem with the dog."

" Who the hell is this,"

Just then Shippou came bouncing up and asked who it was,

" Inuyasha let me talk please, please, please."

" Fine you little bastard,"

" Hello This is Shippou, how may I help you today ma'am,"

"We at the ASPCA have had complaint's about a big sliver dog walking threw traffic and we would like to know if you've seen this dog,"

" Inuyasha have you been playing in those motor things that move again?"

" What the hell, what are you talking about."

Just then Kagome walked out bathroom and was about to walk in the kitchen when Inuyasha walked up and bumped right into her. Shippou went to her side and picked her up. Inuyasha had started to laugh as he walked out of the house and all of a sudden,

" SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT,"

" YOOOOUUUUU WWWEEENNCCHH." As Inuyasha said as he plummeted to the ground and had a hard time picking himself up.

" You deserve it Inuyasha, I think that was very rude to me, how dare you," as Kagome said while she walked back in the house.

As Kagome gathered up food, and clothes, and some water bottles, she said good bye to her mom, brother, and grandpa. Kagome Inuyasha and little Shippou took off down the well to start there next amazing adventure, wonder what they will run into this time.

Later that day *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

" Hey Kagome, do you have anything to eat," Shippou asked.

" I have a couple candy bars in here."

All of a sudden Inuyasha started to sneak up behind Kagome,

" Is that chocolate candy,"

" Inuyasha do you want one,"

then Inuyasha grabbed the 3 candy bars in there and shoved them in his mouth not letting Shippou get any. As they walked Shippou was starting to get a whole lot steamed about not getting any chocolate knowing he likes it. Inuyasha was leading when he turned and jumped and killed a small demon with one swipe of his blade. Shippou told Kagome he had the demon blood on him.

" Well why don't you go down to the stream and wash off a bit, Inuyasha seems you should to."

" Why I just bath 2 weeks ago,"

" A normal person would have bathed everyday."

" Fine come on you little annoying thing, feh"

Mean while as Kagome followed behind a little she was wondering if the Shekon jewel would ever be repaired, just then Miroku walked up,

" Kagome, Kagome hey is anyone in there," and he started tapping on her head.

" Sit, sit, sit, oh my gosh Inuyasha,"

Kagome not thinking what she had down ran over to Inuyasha and helped him up. Again Kagome not thinking Inuyasha was at the hot spring.

" What the hell KAGOME get the hell out of here,"

"Oh crap, oh crap what was I thinking,"

Well that's the end of this chapter don't you just love it.