Disclaimer: Yeah, CLAMP wishes they could come up with crack like this. -wink- Ahem, yeah, I don't own anything.
AN: At the moment this is a drabble but if I get five reviews or more I'll continue to add chapters. Keiyou's my beta.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and and on my friends." Sang an exceedingly off key mage, his voice cracking at what could only be the loudest possible points in the song.
"Kami be damned idiot..." Kurogane muttered, turning over and using his pillow to try and block out the horrific torture that was spewing from the bathroom. "...five in the flipping morning..."
"They started singing it, not knowing what it was-"
He turned again, squeezing his eyes shut and trying to suppress the urge to kill. Tomoyo would be proud that he'd let the idiot live this long in the first place. "Who the hell sings in the shower at five in the morning?" He grumbled again and turned the other direction, pulling the blanket up over his head. The idiot had been up all night drinking with the rest of them, why couldn't he just have a hangover like a normal person?
"-and they'll continue singing it-"
Kurogane sighed. It felt like he had enough of a hangover for the both of them. "Probably used some perverse kind of magic to give me his..."
"-forever just beeecaauuse-"
He paused suddenly as the blonde drew the word out, hoping with everything he had that maybe, just maybe, this was the end of his damn tirade.
"-this is the song- That. Nev-Er. Ends!" He shouted even louder than before and possibly a bit farther off key.
"Oh for the love of all that is sane!" Kurogane stood suddenly, fully intent on killing the idiot. It took him a moment to get to the door, swaying, as he'd only just fallen asleep two hours ago and was possibly still a little drunk himself.
Throwing open the bathroom door he glared at the mage. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" He growled.
"Oh, Kuro-tan!" Fai gasped, trying to cover himself with the shower curtain in a show of mock modesty, a purely innocent smile spreading from one side of his face to the other as if he knew just exactly what he'd done wrong. "Have you finally decided to join me and come of over to the dark side?"
Kurogane gave a smirk of his own, "When pigs fly." and pressed down the handle on the toilet before turning to leave.
"What was-" The mage finished with a loud shriek as the water suddenly went from steaming hot to ice cold in seconds.
Kurogane chuckled and laid back down to dream sweet dreams of revenge and silent mages.