"Put on the God damned bunny suit!" a very angry boss yelled to his young female employee. "What in gods name is wrong with you? You phone me right when I get into bed and tell me there is an emergency and that I have to get to work immediately. But it turns out you want me to parade around in a stupid bunny suit at 1:00am!" screamed the extremely tired and frustrated Zaza.
"What is your job?" asked the boss in a tone of voice that a parent would use to a small child.
"To hop around in a bunny suit, hand out balloons and say "hey kids tell your parents to visit uncle Freddy's shop of porn! But what kind of kid goes out to the park at one in the morning!?" Zaza asked, her face turning red from yelling.
She then stomped out of the room and put on the bunny suit. After five minutes of walking aimlessly around a nearby park, she plopped herself on a bench. She pulled off her bunny head. "God damned this thing is hot!" she said out loud, wiping sweat from her forehead. She then let out a loud sigh and closed her eyes and leaned back on the bench.
"E-ex-excuse me miss," said a very child like voice.
"What now?" zaza thought to herself.
"Me and brother were just wondering," started the small voice.
Zaza slowly opened and rubbed her eyes. What she saw next startled her greatly. Next to her was standing a huge robot thingy. Or was it a suit of armor? Zaza couldn't decide. All she knew was that it looked like it was wearing an apron. She then saw another being next to her. It looked to be a very short person, with blonde hair in a braid. He had the face a teenager but the size of a child.
"Um have you seen a talking moving man-eating sign that states on it "An emo ate my baby?" and goes by the name of Envy? We are on the search for one and we would really appreciate your help." The suit of armor said. Or at least Zaza came to the conclusion that it was the suit of armor (or the robot) that was talking because the other boy's mouth wasn't moving.
At that moment the second boy stood forward. Then Zaza noticed that the boy's arm was made of metal, and she saw that one of his legs was metal as well.
"Well I'm Edward Elric! And this hunk of metal is Alphonse Elric!"