What can I say? It popped into my head!

Everyone who was in Invader Zim was crowded into a small room. "Welcome earthlings!" said a loud voice as a girl with blue hair stepped out into the light. "you are gathered here to sing!" she screamed. Everyone in the room was silent. Until… "WAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOO!" gir screamed as he picked up the microphone and began singing.

"Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
gir is back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!...Piggie time!

Come here little piggies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new snack?
And I don't mean snack as in a new case of earthling in-vas-ion.

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, girry's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but earth boys!
That's not a stab at Michael,
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like Tp for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! (Fart Sound)
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah moose shake that ass
Oops I mean pig, pig, pig, pig
Pig, Common do a little jig!
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my jets blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my piggie"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name moose?
What's your sign?
(Zim-) "Gir, you must be up out your mind"
Zim! (HA-HA)
Brainfreezy! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah moose shake that ass
Oops I mean pig, pig, pig, pig
pig, common do a little jig!
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'Touch my piggie!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's Irken now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown robot!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT!) Fella's (WHAT!)
Grab you left Pig, make right one jealous (what?)
Black pigs
White pigs
Skinny pigs
Fat pigs
Tall pigs
Small pigs
I'm callin' all pigs
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah moose shake that ass
Oops I mean pig, pig, pig, pig
pig, do a little jig
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh moose just touch my body
I mean pig just touch my body"

Gir dropped the microphone and the girl with blue hair began clapping. "So… cute…" she muttered. "Gir that was pathetic! I shall go next!" Zim announced.

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