Bob,a completely normal man that goes totally unnoticed,was walking down the street when he overhears Tyson saying"I'M THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!!!"

Bob is tired of Tyson's oversized ego and yells"YOU ARE SO NOT THE BEST!! IF YOU MET BIGFOOT,YOU WOULD RUN AWAY PEEING IN YOUR PANTS!!!!"

Tyson looked at the man"I'll show you!" Then he turned to Hillary"Hey you!"

She looked at him and asked"What?"

"OH GOD!! IT'S BIGFOOT!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!"Tyson screamed and ran,peeing in his pants.

Hillary chased after him"You owe me child support!!"

"No!! I never did you!!! She lies I tell you!!!!She lies!!!!"Tyson ran to the dojo,once inside,he locked the door.

Kai was sitting on the couch next to Rei,Max on the floor."What is it,Ty?"

"BIGFOOT IS COMING!!!!!"Tyson ran to the kitchen and grabbed as much food as possible and put it ALL into his mouth.He went back to the guys and screamed."Why is there an old man in the dojo?!?!GET OUT OLD MAN!!!!!"Tyson yelled at grandpa.

"But my viagra is working up lately.Who will feed me?"the old man complained.

Suddenly there was a loud noise as Hillary bust through the door into the room"TYSON!!!"

"AHHHH,BIGFOOT!!!!!" he peed his pants once more and hid behind Kai.

"Oh,hell no.You can pay your own child support,Tyson"Kai moved away from the sobbing pee-pants.

Then a light bulb poped over his head and he sang"That's it!!! Cow is a nine letter word!!The answer is...mayonaise!!! I must kill bigfoot with...with...TOMATOES!!!!!"

Tyson did the splits out the door and skipped back to Bob.

"Howdy,man"he greeted the normal man Bob.

"Tyson,your hair is on fire."

"REALLY!?!?"he looked down at his feet"Get me a hotdog quick!"

He got the hotdog and Tyson put it in a toaster.

Bob was confused"Why did you do that?"

"MY BUTT ITCHES!!!" and Tyson ran with the toaster in his hands.

He was rounding the corner when Hillary appeared out of nowhere"GODZILLA!!!!"

Hillary picked him up by his hair and threw him all the way back to the dojo.

"Hey guys"Tyson stood up,dusting himself off.

"Hey,hows the bigfoot thing going for ya?"Max asked,bouncing off the walls.

Then,yet again(OMG!) Tyson had an idea,I know how to defeat godzilla!!!!! I must use...lemons covered in K-Y jelly!!!!! That is the answer!!!!!!YAY!!!!!"

So Tyson grabbed Hillary and shoved he into a never-ending hole.

THE END!!!!!

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