The Ultimate Musical Parody

Prologue: Auditions Begin

Dr. Eggman fell asleep on top of his computer desk, in a mountain of soda cans. Metal Sonic kicked the door open.

"Eggman! You fat fuck, the Chaos Emeralds have been spotted."

Eggman yawned and got up "Really? fetch them for me my Creation, chop-chop" Eggman clapped his hands.

"You ungrateful douche, get them your self, I'm not going to get my ass kicked by Sonic again, you take the damage."

"Fine" Eggman said as he put on his coat. "But, clean up these bloody soda cans while I'm out, my robotic slave." Eggman ran out the door panting.

"What a slave driver!" said Metal Sonic. "I don't need him, I'm going to get those emeralds for myself." Metal Sonic blasted out the window and towards where the Chaos Emeralds were spotted.

Meanwhile Sonic was talking to Tails about his feelings. "You know what I mean Tails? I know your not a homosexual like me, but doesn't it hurt you when you like someone, and they don't acknowledge your existence?"

"Actually I don't Sonic, me and Cream have been dating for months."

"Everyones together but me! Knuckles why won't you love me!" said Sonic

Tails heard a beep. "Sonic Chaos Emeralds, lets go." Sonic and Tails ran towards the Emeralds. Sonic and Tails arrived at the same time as Eggman, and Metal Sonic.

Already at the Emerald site was Amy, Shadow, Vector, Espio, Charmy, Big the Cat, Knuckles, Rouge, and Cream.

"I did not know this was going to be a fucking party, hand over the Emeralds, I need them to discover my past." said Shadow.

"I need them because I'm the greatest treasure hunter ever." said Rouge.

"I need them for my mechs." added Tails.

"We need them because we are as greedy as hell" said team Chaotix.

"I need them to over power that fucking slave driver Eggman."

"I need them to rule the world" added Eggman.

"To tell you the truth, I don't need them, I just wanted to be in the story." said Big.

"I need them to save my mother, again" said Cream.

"I need them to impress Rouge" said Knuckles embarrassed.

"I need them, to impress you Knuckles" Sonic added.

"Never going to happen Sonic" finished Knuckles.

"Hey! Don't leave me out, I need them to impress my love, Sonic" said Amy.

"Never going to happen Amy."

the bickering went on for only minutes until a dark figure appeared in the center of the emerald area.

"You people make me sick! How many times have you lost these things! Since you dumb asses keep losing the Emeralds, good and evil, I'm going to try something new." The Figure paused for a second. "A contest, thats what I'm going to do, whoever can rewrite music the best will win the Emeralds."

"Bull" added Shadow. "I don't have time for this, i need those Emeralds.."

"Black Hedgehog, shut it, round one will be Auditions, pick a Song and rewrite it, simple as that, I will reappear when Auditions are done."

"How will you know when Auditions are over, aren't you judging?" added Vector.

"Glad you reminded me, you, the bee, and the chameleon will be judging."

"But we wanna win too!"

"Shut it or your own excrements will come out of the wrong openings."

"Where's the contest fruit cake? I want those emeralds ASAP" said Sonic.

"Right here." said the Figure as a building blasted out of the ground.

"Judges, get in there and prep, if you don't vote fairly, I will kill, sue, or kick your asses"

Chaotix saluted "Yes sir." Chaotix ran into the building.

"You all will now be assigned numbers." Papers appeared in everyone's hands with a number on them.

"God damn, I'm number one!" whimpered Sonic.

"You have ten minutes to write a parody of a song of your choice, get busy!"

Everyone ran off and started thinking.

"It begins" said the Figure.

In Chapter One Sonic will sing a parody of In The Navy that he wrote himself 0o, be warned

I do not own the Sonic Franchise or the Characters.