A/N: This is supposed to be a sort of song. The second to last line, 'she's got a machine gun that's about the size of a bus', is supposed to be said normally, not sung. Just came up with this the other night and I've been sweating over it. Not super good, but I like it well enough :)
She longs for the days
When she was by his side
Never faltering, never fading
Never planning to resign
Doesn't have any A-levels
Doesn't have a job
Has a lovely mum
But that isn't enough
Defeated the Slitheen
She's the Bad Wolf
Killed all the Daleks
Her name is Rose Tyler
Hers was the first face
His face saw
And she did not think
He was the real Doctor
And then came the adventures
Exploring the regions of space
Everything was well and good
Until some prat took her face
She was at the end of her days
Of being the Doctor's companion
She got trapped in a parallel world
And he had to live on alone
Didn't give up
And didn't lose heart
The stars are going out
And the sky's gone dark
She is the Bad Wolf
Defender of the Earth
She's got a machine gun that's about the size of a bus
This is the ballad of Rose Tyler